Shhh. Nobody tell Mary, but I know what she’s getting for her celebratory dinner tonight.
In the category of “It’s a stupid job, but someone’s got to do it,” MRA’s all over the world are currently whining in protest,
But when is International Men’s Day? Richard Herring is bravely answering every one of them with two words: November 19th.
He’s being accused of “bullying” them.
Well, this day is just getting better and better. International Women’s Day, National Pancake Day, and a couple of evangelists have predicted that the world will end today.
What’s better about that? Tonight, when I’m serving the woman pancakes, I’ll have a reason to beg to open my birthday presents a day early. The world could end any minute now! Quick! Snarf down those pancakes now so I can have my presents NOOOOOOWWW!
That’ll work, right?