Michele Fiore sent out a very American Christmas card.
Big ugly guns are so festive, aren’t they? But I hate to break the news to Fiore, but she has made a tactical error and has already lost a moral victory. Look at them. Look at those red shirts. Those plain red shirts. They are insufficiently Jesusy! They remind me of something else.
You will burn forever in atheist hell, Michele Fiore, and I’m scoring another victory in our godless war on Christmas.
I’m also anticipating that next year, to forestall the really silly complaints about their cups that Starbucks has been getting, they’ll just strap a Glock onto their cups (venti sizes only) to satisfy the Christian aesthetic.