I think I’d like to try Dragonfly Style

It’s not really that naughtily illustrated, but it’s still probably NSFW: What If Humans Had Sex like the Rest of the Animal Kingdom?. I didn’t care much for Mantis Style, and I don’t think I’d survive Slug Style or Anglerfish Style, and doesn’t everyone do it Barnacle Style? But #5 is my favorite.


  1. yazikus says

    Have you watched the Green Porno series with Isabella Rossellini? Very cute and informative.

  2. yazikus says

    To add: It is not actually porn, it is humans dressed up as various bugs demonstrating how they mate.

  3. macanna says

    @ #1 yazikus

    Well, thank you very much; now I’m addicted to Green Porn. These video clips are hilarious!

    PS: There’s a Cuttlefish one, even!!!

  4. The Science Pundit says

    What? They have Mantis Style but no Bed Bug Style? Where are the MRAs when you need them?

  5. says

    just one nit re “mantis style”: it’s not til after the head comes off that the guy really starts putting the pedal to the metal, so to speak.

  6. davidnangle says

    Ain’t it the way, aarrgghh. Our heads are just holding us back.

    I’m a fan of earthworm style, as long as it’s not quite that vigorous.

  7. says

    exactamundo, davidnangle. before our heads come off, we’re thinking:

    “jebus, this is one scary b*tch. it’s all i can do just to get it up …”

    famous last words, my friend.

  8. Lady Mondegreen says

    Book recommendation: Dr. Tatiana’s Sex Advice to All Creation by Olivia Judson.

  9. whirlwitch says

    Coincidentally, I had a pair of dragonflies mating on my shoulder yesterday. They then obligingly took a turn at the same activity on my swimming companion’s shoulder so I could observe them.

  10. anbheal says

    If barnacles are anything like limpets, then there’s usually a couple of other dudes between the guy with the long dick and his mate. Also, self-fertilization is feasible, and so “go fuck yourself” is an insult with extra potency in their world.