It’s not really that naughtily illustrated, but it’s still probably NSFW: What If Humans Had Sex like the Rest of the Animal Kingdom?. I didn’t care much for Mantis Style, and I don’t think I’d survive Slug Style or Anglerfish Style, and doesn’t everyone do it Barnacle Style? But #5 is my favorite.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Have you watched the Green Porno series with Isabella Rossellini? Very cute and informative.
To add: It is not actually porn, it is humans dressed up as various bugs demonstrating how they mate.
@ #1 yazikus
Well, thank you very much; now I’m addicted to Green Porn. These video clips are hilarious!
PS: There’s a Cuttlefish one, even!!!
yazikus @2. – sort of like chitin porn instead of furry porn.
What? They have Mantis Style but no Bed Bug Style? Where are the MRAs when you need them?
just one nit re “mantis style”: it’s not til after the head comes off that the guy really starts putting the pedal to the metal, so to speak.
Ain’t it the way, aarrgghh. Our heads are just holding us back.
I’m a fan of earthworm style, as long as it’s not quite that vigorous.
exactamundo, davidnangle. before our heads come off, we’re thinking:
“jebus, this is one scary b*tch. it’s all i can do just to get it up …”
famous last words, my friend.
Book recommendation: Dr. Tatiana’s Sex Advice to All Creation by Olivia Judson.
SIWOTI on froggy sekz. The male is in amplexus – holding on the back of the larger female
Coincidentally, I had a pair of dragonflies mating on my shoulder yesterday. They then obligingly took a turn at the same activity on my swimming companion’s shoulder so I could observe them.
If barnacles are anything like limpets, then there’s usually a couple of other dudes between the guy with the long dick and his mate. Also, self-fertilization is feasible, and so “go fuck yourself” is an insult with extra potency in their world.