Move over, iridology and acupuncture, now we can add pimple reading to the list of quack medicines. This person claims that the location of pimples on your face indicate deeper health problems.
Pimples between the brows indicate an overloaded liver.
Pimples near the eyes and nose indicate poor liver function.
Pimples on the tip of the nose indicate a
Weak digestive system. On the side of the nose,
changes in reproduction system or the ovaries.
Pimple on lip or shoulders means problems with digestive system.
Outbreaks on your forehead can be caused by a toxin build up, usually related to poor digestion and lack of water.
There is absolutely no evidence provided for any of these claims — it’s all nothing but assertions. That’s the galling thing about these quacks: all they have to do is confidently assert some magical, unexplained, unevidenced association, and someone somewhere will gullibly accept it. Just read the comments: clueless people praising how helpful the article was.
It does explain one thing, though. I had acne as a teenager, as did most of us. Now I understand why spotty 17 year old me was so worn out and tired and old, while clear-skinned 58 year old me is possessed of such youthful vigor and virility, with absolutely no aches and pains or chronic health problems. They all went away with the spots!