I get…snail farms. Somehow, the email below got past all my mail filters.
Hi nice one,
Nice day. I expected your reply especially notifying you have received the message. By now your mind might be going many directions concerning my mail asking is it not the same bad eggs of black race but his proposal is natural. Farming is natural business. Its profit is known at early stage of starting. What I am trying to prove is the first things you consider are snail eatable in Nigeria? Then how much is the cost of snail in the market today? Check populations of snail eaters. If it gives sense, then you verify personal national identity from government if the national identity is proved genuine. If the business is good profit why waiting. Just go a head and finance the business. Why I give you this advice so that you will work me.
Friend with me in field of tapping success from Nigeria in less than four years we will make billons of dollar. Nigeria is full of opportunity of inventing. I mean virgin opportunities. Even if this project erected the snail farm is going be recorded as the first farm that makes snail found in every part of the country and at a very cheap price, where every body affords snail soup, stew, etc.
I can make the money by scam and invest it in snail farm, but I assured you no snail will be harvested from the farm. You can only waste the money.I has read the holy bible from Genesis to revelation page after page. I understand only one thing God is law and to get God you must obey the law. I am highly gifted that’s why God open my eyes on untapped successes littering over all the corners of the country.
Ask your God if I can deliver or if a human disappointment is found in me. Because of me God must give you sign that I am an honest man I claim. I am 100% sure God must bear witness for me. For him God have never lie before. Do not be afraid God have visited you. Accept now because my offer is one chance only. I can not open your heart but God can open your heart so that you can see the future of my invitation.
I was tempted, but then he lost me the last few paragraphs. I’ve removed all the contact information, but if anyone else would like to try their hand at making billions by investing in Nigerian snail farms, let me know and I’ll pass it along.
That was clearly not sufficiently surreal. Let’s take it up a notch.