Good thing I don’t live in Pennsylvania anymore — apparently, they have a law on the books against “desecration of a venerated object” that is so broad that it includes taking a picture in a suggestive pose with a statue. Apparently, we actually have blasphemy laws, at least in some states, and they are being enforced.
I think this is a perfectly harmless and rather amusing photo, but the young man in the photo could be sentenced to up to two years in prison for
Defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise, physically mistreating in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action.
There is no word on the penalties Jesus will receive. As an adult having sex with a minor, I think the sentence ought to be much more severe.
Now you know what you all need to do: if there is a religious statue in your town, I expect you to photograph yourself in a compromising position with it so I can post it here. I don’t think there are any such statues around Morris, but if there are, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone is putting an armed guard near them right after I post this.
Also, shame on Pennsylvania.