The Stedman paradox » « Midwest Science of Origins conference…all done! Octopus are atheists Excellent news, everybody! The octopus language has been translated, and it turns out that they’re all godless monsters who say the kinds of things I think…explaining my affinity for them, as well. Share this:PrintEmailShare on TumblrTweet The Stedman paradox » « Midwest Science of Origins conference…all done!
Pierce R. Butler says
But what do they have to say about Tentacle Pot Pie?
Caine, Cruel Monster says
Aha! So octopus are the real soft kitty.
chigau (違う) says
“You just bought 8 tickets to the gun show”…
Heehee! This is a keeper.
Much better than the everyone’s leaving the other FtB bloggers got into.
A. R says
Wondering about the conspicuous lack of Cthulhu-like thoughts.
Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says
An old OMSI friend, Bill, is coordinator of education (forget his actual title) @ Hatfield Marine Science Center. We haven’t talked much in recent years, but reconnected just last week – and he didn’t tell me this was coming!!!!
Bill, if you’re reading this, I swear I’m gonna leave disparaging messages on Greg’s site for not warning me to check the HMSC site today!
Seriously, this was classic…
I wonder how many times they had to rehearse those speeches before they could say some of that without just laughing out load.
David Utidjian says
“I want to choke the human out of you!”, made me choke on my calamari.
Great April 1st gag.
Absolutely outstanding. Well played indeed
Why didn’t they think to ask it who will win EURO 2012?
“…put your hand really close to my mouth”
octopus = kitty of the sea
Pearl (the octopus):
“I will choke all the human out of you.”
That cost me a keyboard, hilarious.