Pat Robertson and his cohost are trying very hard to understand us evil atheists, so they do a little projection and a little Christian logic. They deduce that we…well, you’ll have to watch it to believe it.
Here’s how it goes:
Atheists hate all gods. Actually, they hate everything.
Wiccans worship trees as gods.
Therefore, atheists should all want to cut down trees.
Yes, it’s 8am here. I waited a few hours to drop that on you. A headache is as good as a cup of coffee for waking you up, isn’t it?