The puny ones resist

The gentleman squid gazes at you with an appraising eye. Do you have what it takes to stand up for the right and the truth and a civilized way of life, or do you side with the barbarian rabble?


Sadly, I must report that Greta Christina, Hemant Mehta, Jen McCreight, and JT Eberhard have recruited another conspirator, Adam Lee, to their goal of defeating me as we strive to raise money for Camp Quest. They have narrowed the gap to approximately $1100 now and…

Wait, no, that’s ridiculous. They are so far behind and their vain struggling so comical that I have no fear at all that they will catch up. At this point, it’s simply a cruel, vicious game of piling up such an insurmountable lead that their spirits will be pulverized. Which is, of course, what we atheists do. Join me. Donate. Destroy the weak.