Our awful ex-governor, Tim Pawlenty, is officially exploring a run for the presidency. Don’t do it, America. He’s what happens when you look behind the scenes at bad character actors from Prairie Home Companion and discover that they’re actually knee-jerk Republicans with no intellectual curiosity at all and talents that are only a step above performing in a morality play in their local conservative church.
The man says Ronald Reagan personified America! So the United States is a senile B-movie actor with militaristic fantasies, and who can be upstaged by a chimp? Why does he hate my country so?