I know you’ve been wondering about the answer to these questions: Does Poop Smell in Heaven? How about before the Fall? Now you can get answers.

The answers are:

• Nobody poops in heaven.

• If you’re a young earth creationist, nobody may have pooped during creation week, but if they did, it didn’t stink.

• If you are a theistic evolutionist, then poop did smell.

All I can infer from that is that the more godly and fundamentalist you are, the more likely you are to be constipated.