I’m going to have to beat up Zach Weiner if ever I meet him


Vile calumny! I am offended! That’s also the worst caricature of Phil Plait ever!

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I think I will have to defend my honor as a biologist in a duel at dawn or something.

Or something…I suppose I could teach him how much romance there is in a cup of semen, instead…