This photo is completely inaccurate


No, everyone who is sending me this photo, that is not a picture of my home life.

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I’ll have you know that the arrangement my wife and I have is that I do the cooking, she does the dishes.

However, I will concede that this picture might count as TrophyWife™ porn.