Do you know why we don’t have a Friday Rodent?

There are two very good reasons.

  1. Because rodents are pee-sniffing preverts. Eww.

  2. Because every post about Republicans or the Vatican is about rodents, so we’ve already got more than enough of that around here. Double eww. Or W.

The Friday Cephalopod will magically appear at some point today. Because they’re beautiful.