Among the other swag and propaganda at CASH’s info table, we used to hand out condoms, mostly just because we could (the campus clinic gave them away by the hundreds to student organizations). One day, some kook came up, said “condoms have holes!” and ran off. The other guy at the table said, “Maybe I should run up to their Christian table and say, ‘Jesus has holes.'”
Mystic Ollysays
I love the little splash banner:-
WhoWJD?
Great!
Mystic Olly
Gorksays
Who would Jebus do? I would assume the answer would be no one.
But then I think, oh, wait, these are cretins, the workings of their minds are baffling.
Bobryuusays
By Thor’s Hammer! Is it just me, or do those seem expensive? Who’s going to pay 2.23 for a god blessed condom off of the internet? I guess this is part of the plan to do away with condoms.
One day, some kook came up, said “condoms have holes!” and ran off. The other guy at the table said, “Maybe I should run up to their Christian table and say, ‘Jesus has holes.'”
Or how about, “It is more difficult for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich sperm to get into, ahem, heaven with these.” ;-)
Rosesays
Yeah. This really isn’t a pisstake…
Kyrasays
There’s a church near my hometown that’s had a banner saying “Taste and see, the Lord is good!” out front for months now.
Me, I don’t fancy blowing somebody who has been dead for two thousand years.
Stevesays
@Morgan:
Very nice. I expected a verse telling us all how we’re gonna burn for poking fun and got a laugh instead.
Cheers!
Torbjörn Larsson, OMsays
Our mission: to sheathe mens’ swords of flesh
Oh, the religious preference for military play.
I predict their fun will end latest at the Rupture.
Torbjörn Larsson, OMsays
Our mission: to sheathe mens’ swords of flesh
Oh, the religious preference for military play.
I predict their fun will end latest at the Rupture.
Thinkersays
My hypothesis is that this is an evil anti-atheist plot to get more people screaming “Oh, God – Yeeesss! I want you!”
Incidentally, when they state
We are proud to ship free within the God-blessed USA! (and at reasonable rates to other places God also loves),
do you think they are ruling out Africa, where some free condoms would really make a difference. A godsend, actually, if you’ll forgive the pun…
Jesus condoms? Do they come pre-perforated for congregation-swelling action?
Of course, you’ve missed out on the fabulous Baby Jesus Buttplugs over at Divine Interventions… http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
(NSFW, if dildoes in the shape of biblical figures don’t sway with your coworkers…)
Oh, come all ye faithful.
What about the second coming?
Almost makes me wish that I was straight so that a guy could use it in me.
So does that mean the impotent are left behind when the Rapture finally arrives?
I guess those anti-impotence drugs are really part of a Christian conspiracy to allow the faithful to go to Heaven.
Another thought:
Given the ineffectiveness of Virginity Pledges perhaps that company could sponsor a Purity Ball or two.
Revelations 22:20…
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa96/cuerden/TANWC-come.png
We were just poking fun of this page from “There’s a New World Coming”, and then you go and post that…
(The poking fun of Christian comics happens in these threads, if ye want more foolishness to mock:
http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/tag/spire+christian+comics )
I don’t think the RC Pope would approve, somehow…
But condoms kill one-half of <0.5 billion potential children ;)
up to half a billion potential children ;)
“… Who we are
We are a part of a Christian coalition at the forefront of a moral majority focusing on the family. ”
Made me chuckle.
Among the other swag and propaganda at CASH’s info table, we used to hand out condoms, mostly just because we could (the campus clinic gave them away by the hundreds to student organizations). One day, some kook came up, said “condoms have holes!” and ran off. The other guy at the table said, “Maybe I should run up to their Christian table and say, ‘Jesus has holes.'”
I love the little splash banner:-
WhoWJD?
Great!
Mystic Olly
Who would Jebus do? I would assume the answer would be no one.
But then I think, oh, wait, these are cretins, the workings of their minds are baffling.
By Thor’s Hammer! Is it just me, or do those seem expensive? Who’s going to pay 2.23 for a god blessed condom off of the internet? I guess this is part of the plan to do away with condoms.
One day, some kook came up, said “condoms have holes!” and ran off. The other guy at the table said, “Maybe I should run up to their Christian table and say, ‘Jesus has holes.'”
Or how about, “It is more difficult for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich sperm to get into, ahem, heaven with these.” ;-)
Yeah. This really isn’t a pisstake…
There’s a church near my hometown that’s had a banner saying “Taste and see, the Lord is good!” out front for months now.
Me, I don’t fancy blowing somebody who has been dead for two thousand years.
@Morgan:
Very nice. I expected a verse telling us all how we’re gonna burn for poking fun and got a laugh instead.
Cheers!
Oh, the religious preference for military play.
I predict their fun will end latest at the Rupture.
Oh, the religious preference for military play.
I predict their fun will end latest at the Rupture.
My hypothesis is that this is an evil anti-atheist plot to get more people screaming “Oh, God – Yeeesss! I want you!”
Incidentally, when they state
do you think they are ruling out Africa, where some free condoms would really make a difference. A godsend, actually, if you’ll forgive the pun…
Jesus condoms? Do they come pre-perforated for congregation-swelling action?
Of course, you’ve missed out on the fabulous Baby Jesus Buttplugs over at Divine Interventions…
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
(NSFW, if dildoes in the shape of biblical figures don’t sway with your coworkers…)