E-cards are annoying. Now what if you had e-cards that looked like they’d been drawn by a first-grader, that contain extraordinarily cheesy tinky-boop music that sounds like it came off a first generation Nintendo, and that recited hokey lies at you? You’d have Christian evolution e-cards. These are guaranteed to turn your brain to mush with prolonged exposure. The lack of talent and stupidity on display will make you sorrow for your impoverished Christian brethren, as well.
Don’t miss the marriage e-cards, especially the one about how wives must submit!
(If you are thinking about sending any of these e-cards to me, don’t bother: the source is already in my junk mail filter.)