1. Jake B. Cool says

    Yeah, well, the thing is Cthocolate is really popular, because noone wants to order Hastur Chip at the ice cream stores.

  2. David Harmon says

    Little do you fools know what you have found, but you shall have dark eons to regret your foolish confections! As the strange forms crystallize in your freezer, you shall shudder as pretentious modifiers and inhuman descriptors gather about you, while the foreshadowing shall spread across your kitchen and beyond…


  3. says

    I tried to work Nyarlathotep into this, but it didn’t work.

    Be careful, though, because in the dream lands I bet you ice cream is warm …