A sharp-eyed friend has just brought to our attention the latest intel on the squirrel menace. Due to the highly disturbing nature of this image, I have placed the surreptitiously snapped photo behind the fold.
WARNING: suitable only for viewers 18+ years of age.
Pushing cigarettes on children?! Is there no level of depravity to which the squirrels will not stoop?
No. No there is not. I strongly suspect they are working with the nation’s most prominent tobacco pusher Mike Pence, in order to get our nation’s kids hooked early and thus ensure a second term for President Pence.