Just Doesn’t Hit the Same


There was some debate as to the validity of my notion that Dobald Upchuck Scump is an atheist, but you know, shitler and I at least have this much in common – we are blasphemies in motion.  But with his hand on the bible and mine on the atheist bloge network, it just doesn’t hit the same when I make like him.  I’ll hafta try harder next time.

**EDIT, important note below the image**

** i know some people would feel weird about saying anything positive to ai art, so in case it wasn’t clear from how fast this very detailed and rendered image was produced, i did the same thing tvfnk did, and had ai assist my iconoclasm.

midjourney did a terrible job of it, chatgpt’s thing was crashing.  google gemini was the winner, producing almost exactly this image in one try.  i’d fed it two photos of me.

anyway i am in favor of ai art being a thing, so ideally do not be trying to wage that war in my particular comments.  mano has a topical post to do that with.

Comments

  1. flex says

    It Doesn’t Just Hit the Same

    Awww, too cherubic for words.

    But if you are competing with the Jesus Haploid Trump, you need more fire and brimstone. Storm clouds and lightning in the background, the middle-ground should include Catholic saints (Sebastian and Valentine may be good choices, a lot of blood on them) on their knees petitioning you for salvation, and in the foreground you holding one of tablets from the ten commandments (with a lot of the “nots” missing) while simultaneously raising Christ (resplendent in his crown of thorns) from the dead, preparing to restore Christ to heaven. Only then will you come close to capturing the hubris of fearless leader.

    Yet, between the two, I prefer the image in the OP. It suits you better.

  2. Pierce R. Butler says

    Wow, 7 pairs of hands all with the right number of fingers!

    Uh, what’s the symbol at 12 o’clock on your halo?

  3. chigau (違う) says

    I read the 12 o’clock symbol as something more like:
    SEX AND SEXUALITY EXIST (come at me like you’re gonna hurt me)
    there is no way I could explain why I did that read

  4. chigau (違う) says

    now that I look again
    the ‘bottom’ symbols are all female plus signs and the ‘top’ symbols are all male arrows
    huh

  5. another stewart says

    Hegseth’s tattoo is a Jerusalem cross (see WikiPedia) which is a cross potent (also see WikiPedia) with 4 crosslets. What you have is three arms of a cross crosslet, which differs from a cross potent in that the additional bars are placed in the middle(ish) of the arms rather than at their ends.

    The other half is 3/8ths of a Chaos Star (see WikiPedia). That originates from the Elric of Melniboné, has been adopted by anarchist groups, and in a modified form (fitting into a square rather than an octagon) by a Russian far right group.

  6. another stewart says

    So, you could interpret is a symbol of Christian anarchism. Chigau’s interpretation would seem to make it a symbol of polyamory.

  7. Matthew Currie says

    The cross looks to me a little like the crown on the head of the golden statue atop Trump’s grandiose victory arch. To fill the post, you might have to get a wing transplant, but let it be so, and you can piss on all who pass beneath.

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