Your mission, should you choose to accept it…
Unbelievably, nobody seems to have isolated the audio from that nature documentary where Michael Dorn said “Now he’s decided it’s time for a little monkey lovin’.” At least find me a time signature on a yewchoob video, please, I’m beggin’ ya.
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EDIT – i begged for the impossible. spurred by morales in comments, i googled it from both the quote and the dorn side. no trace. feels like i had a hallucination. humans never do that, only bad dirty robits…
Nothing fits (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Dorn#Filmography) and no nature doccos I can find.
The bot sez: Michael Dorn narrated Shady Lady in 2012, a World War II aviation documentary recounting a perilous B-24 bomber mission over the Pacific. Before that, in 2007, he lent his voice to Red Tail Reborn, which chronicled the legacy of the Tuskegee Airmen and efforts to restore their aircraft. He also appeared as himself in Star Trek: Beyond the Final Frontier (2007), a retrospective on the franchise’s cultural impact, and again in The Captains (2011), where William Shatner interviewed fellow Star Trek actors. Dorn contributed to What We Left Behind (2018), a deep dive into Deep Space Nine, and later appeared in Woman in Motion (2019), a documentary about Nichelle Nichols’ work with NASA.
No nature documentaries.
Damn. Unless there’s a clone of him out there, I’m like 99% certain this was him. It’s been years and I don’t fully remember the context in which I heard this, but it was a documentary, Michael Dorn or his clone was narrating, and the line was something like that…
i gave that shit a peruse, and yeah, you’d think if there was a documentary credit it’d be in there. but his voice is soooo distinctive. who is this clone, or was it uncredited?
defeated.
Takes courage to even check.
the closest thing i found to monkey lovin quote in a doc was david attenborough, which nobody in the universe would mistake for michael dorn.
Not quite the ‘Mandela Effect’.
But you know, trousers of time and that.
Despite the scientific inaccuracy of it, I’m quite certain the quote came from a show about Bonobos.