“And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the
babe cat wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying chilling in a manger like he owns the place.”
Maybe had I learned about this Jesus in my formative years I would’ve stuck around longer.
h/t: The Dodo