Oh shit, Rise of Skywalker is one week from today! Below are the OBJECTIVELY correct Star Wars rankings as determined by my exhaustive, peer-reviewed research:
- 4
 - 5
 - 3
 - Rogue
 - 6
 - Solo
 - 7
 - 8
 - Getting hit by a speeder
 - 1
 - Getting sliced in half with a lightsaber
 - 2
 
I also want to add that – in light of recent, very important, internet battles – I am a TLJ centrist. Both sides!
