You can hear them explain, through their sobs
That they bow to the will of the mobs
So production is done;
They have cancelled the run—
No more plans for the 12-inch Steve Jobs
Headline: Steve Jobs doll cancelled after ‘immense pressure’
Can’t say I’m sad; that was a really creepy-looking doll. Up there with the scary clown from the USPS ad.
How come nobody ever comes out with a Kaiser Wilhelm II doll?
Hey, I want a Cuttlefish Action Figure! With fully articulated arms!
You want the Stikfas Diver set, then. So do I.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/STIKFAS-ALPHA-MALE-DIVER-OCTOPUS-DELUXE-PACK-NIB-/260880371242?pt=AU_Toys_Hobbies_Model_Kits&hash=item3cbdae8e2a#ht_6195wt_1109
I dunno – the King from the Burger King ads – he was the creepiest character ever. Even worse than a doll of St. Steve