Headline Muse, 9/12


Better, quick, find somebody to hate
They’ll go fast—it’ll soon be too late
Stake your claim; make your name
It’s all part of the game
At the Tea Party Pinhead Debate

Headline: Perry comes under fire at the CNN/Tea Party Debate

Seriously, which was more disgusting, the candidates or the audience? (boo, migrants!)

Comments

  1. Joan says

    The Mad Tea Party

    The plain unvarnished truth about this weird Tea Party fest
    Is that two things they thought worst about Rick Perry were his best.
    Perry’s immunizing youngsters via governmental clout
    Was somehow viewed as evil and turned really inside out.
    Now I grant you that his method may have taken some aback
    But for once his inner motives seemed to be on the right track.
    And the early Dream Act laws which granted education rights
    To the children of illegals brought him promise of more fights.
    This faux hatred of all government is just a damned disgrace.
    Have we fallen through the rabbit hole to Lewis Carroll’s place?
    All is madness. Down is up right now and also up is down.
    Try to save young girls from cancer? They will treat you as a clown.
    Yet Rick got a big ovation just a scarce few days ago
    For his execution record. Now he’s prime Tea Party foe.

  2. Joan says

    Ooops! Apparently all was not altruism here either.

    “Perry’s gubernatorial campaign, for example, received nearly $30,000 from the drugmaker since 2000, most of it prior to his decision in 2007 to order young girls to obtain Merck’s vaccine against the human papillomavirus, or HPV.”

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