If the silly men in dresses
Will not recognize their messes
Then the remedy, I guess, is
We shall have to point them out
If the pope we have offended
Think but this, and all is mended:
That’s no less than was intended
(If there ever was a doubt)
Should he stay away from Blighty,
Scorn has beaten God Almighty–
We should all exclaim “all righty,
Then!”, and disregard the pope!
But a cancelled papal visit
Isn’t realistic, is it?
Still, the prospect is exquisite…
And a Cuttlefish can hope!