You’ll never guess what that is a euphemism for in this creepy video from the Mormon church.
Yep, it’s all about masturbation, wrought with an excessive metaphor that protecting your friends from pornography and self-gratification is exactly the same as running around with guns to rescue wounded soldiers on the battlefield. I think the problem here isn’t that young men masturbate, but that old authorities are telling them that they’re evil and helping Nazis win the war for Satan when they do what comes naturally.
Be sure not to miss the end, when the two guys who have confided in each other about their sins give each other hot, smoky looks across a room.
Also, I’ve gotta say, when youtube pops up a collection of recommended videos to watch after this one, I blushed…I had no idea that you could find those kinds of R-rated videos there. This production from the Mormon church is only going to help people find more porn!
(via Carrie Poppy, that perv.)