Oct 31 2012

Happy Halloween!

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People are always sending me pictures of their terrifying tentacled creatures, so I thought it only proper today to exhibit one that will send chills down your spine. Behold! A nightmare from Tupelo, Mississippi!

Note the cool regard of all she sees, the superior attitude, the tentacles, the stylish purple outfit with googly eyes on her head — she’s clearly an atheist. You will bow down before her.

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eamick

31 October 2012 at 7:15 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

Nah, a true nightmare from Tupelo would be an Elvis costume. (Surely you knew that was coming….)
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okeydoke

31 October 2012 at 7:30 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

@1: Why do I suddenly have that Nick Cave song in my head? xD
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busterggi

31 October 2012 at 7:47 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

Clearly related to the hot chick from ‘Dagon’.
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birgerjohansson

31 October 2012 at 7:50 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

If you have read the graphic novel “Wormwood vol.3: Calamari Rising” you will know it IS possible to combine cephalopod horrors with Elvis. Or Elvii, if you count the ones in parallel universes (it’s complicated).
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Blondin

31 October 2012 at 8:00 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

I’ll bet she could kick Sponge Bob’s ass.
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tiffanybrown

31 October 2012 at 8:58 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

Awesome! Not just the costume but the fact that it’s from my neck of the woods.
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Giliell, Approved Straight Chorus

31 October 2012 at 9:01 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

Halloween around here may just have been cancelled.
There’s one non-behaving b(r)at and a disappointed witch.
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dianne

31 October 2012 at 9:01 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

My small one is going out trick or treating with one of her dolls dressed in a costume much like this one. Second generation horde member in the making.
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Matt Penfold

31 October 2012 at 9:44 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

… and a disappointed witch.

Well just watch out she does not turn you into a toad.
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chris

31 October 2012 at 11:18 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

The Google doodle has a blue octopus behind one of its doors.

Giliell:

There’s one non-behaving b(r)at and a disappointed witch.

Sounds like my house. Except it is a teenager who will be hearing a resounding “No!” for future requests.
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Giliell, Approved Straight Chorus

31 October 2012 at 12:06 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

OK, I’m back with a happy witch and a sleeping bat. After I dragged her along anyway she was the sweetest kid on earth.
Three years must be a confusing age…
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chris

31 October 2012 at 3:06 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

Eighteen is also a confusing age.
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Sili

31 October 2012 at 3:16 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

Or Elvii, if you count the ones in parallel universes (it’s complicated).

LATIN DOES NOT CONSIST OF ADDING “II” TO EVERYTHING!!

THERE ARE RULES, DAMMIT!

It’s Elvēs.

Or Elvibus if with takes the dative.

(On a side note, I’d forgotten that I’d stashed my pr0n in my Latin grammar.)
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JohnnieCanuck

31 October 2012 at 3:21 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

Scary.

Looks like a Blue-Ringed Octopus to me. Beautiful colours. Deadly toxin. Hope no-one gets bitten.
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Ogvorbis: broken and cynical

31 October 2012 at 3:35 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

Three years must be a confusing age…

Eighteen is also a confusing age.

So is 46.
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katansi

31 October 2012 at 4:26 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

I made an octopus costume for my friend’s kid once. IT WAS AWESOME though because I made the front two tentacles attached to sticks so he could poke people with them. Never got a picture :(
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chigau (棒や石)

31 October 2012 at 4:58 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

Three years must be a confusing age…

Eighteen is also a confusing age.

So is 46.

57 hasn’t been a picnic.
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philhoenig

31 October 2012 at 5:02 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

Ia! Ia! Cutie Fhtagn!
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kevs

1 November 2012 at 11:16 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

Sorry PZ…I think it might be human
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a7he157

4 November 2012 at 8:34 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

That’s my baby! Thanks, Peezus! Surprised the shit out of me by posting that. Unexpected, but made me and my lovely wife quite happy. Baby doesn’t care… Yet. Screenshot saved for later.