You need more t-shirts. You need some with a positive patriotic message so you can dumbfound all the yokels who think atheists hate America. Here’s the place you can find them: Godless Patriots.
They’re just starting up, and they’re looking for business and assistance — they also have a kickstarter page where they’re trying to raise money to expand their inventory.
They’re nice designs, and this isn’t mindless patriotism. They’ve got shirts for Americans and for the British.
Take a look and pick one up.