That’s Paul Ryan’s official new title, granted by Charles Pierce, the one political commentator you must read this election season. He’s got Ryan pegged.
Paul Ryan is an authentically dangerous zealot. He does not want to reform entitlements. He wants to eliminate them. He wants to eliminate them because he doesn’t believe they are a legitimate function of government. He is a smiling, aw-shucks murderer of opportunity, a creator of dystopias in which he never will have to live. This now is an argument not over what kind of political commonwealth we will have, but rather whether or not we will have one at all, because Paul Ryan does not believe in the most primary institution of that commonwealth: our government. The first three words of the Preamble to the Constitution make a lie out of every speech he’s ever given. He looks at the country and sees its government as something alien that is holding down the individual entrepreneurial genius of 200 million people, and not as their creation, and the vehicle through which that genius can be channelled for the general welfare.
The other appalling thing about Ryan is how much the media is puling about how smart he is, and calling him a brilliant policy wonk (also hammered on by Pierce). Ryan is a guy with a bachelor’s degree in economics whose entire career is defined by political gladhanding and devotion to far-right ideological nonsense. He’s not particularly well-qualified; a BA is a degree that gives you a general knowledge of the basics of a field, and it’s a good thing, but it does not turn you into an expert. Ryan’s degree in economics is worth about as much as Bobby Jindal’s degree in biology.
OK, one other guy you should listen to: Paul Krugman.
What [Saletan]’s doing – and what the whole Beltway media crowd has done – is to slot Ryan into a role someone is supposed to be playing in their political play, that of the thoughtful, serious conservative wonk. In reality, Ryan is nothing like that; he’s a hard-core conservative, with a voting record as far right as Michelle Bachman’s, who has shown no competence at all on the numbers thing.
What Ryan is good at is exploiting the willful gullibility of the Beltway media, using a soft-focus style to play into their desire to have a conservative wonk they can say nice things about. And apparently the trick still works.
That’s the painful spectacle we’re going to be suffering through for the next few months: Mitt Romney pretending to be a human capable of empathy, and Paul Ryan pretending to be serious and intelligent. And the media will play right along.
mythbri says
Ryan has constructed a narrative that paints him as a relative outsider who is smart, quick, savvy, and all of those other words that are acceptable to the Republican base as synonyms for “intellectual” (which is a dirty word). He has to come off that way so that it can seem that he “reasoned” his way into his political positions – that the positions he espouses “just make sense”. This perception of him is supposed to lend credibility to his ridiculous budget plan, and it has worked. The media love a darling like that. It makes for a good story.
Stevarious says
I suspect the articles were already written before the announcement. It didn’t MATTER who Romney picked, because they already planned on calling his pick a “brilliant policy wonk” and everything else, no matter who he picked. He could have tapped Rick Perry or Rand Paul and the articles would be the same.
phud says
It is interesting that yet another sociopath, radical ideologue, and supposed Xian wants to kill a program that he himself took advantage of; namely, the Social Security Dependent benefit that Ryan received from the age of sixteen when his father died until he graduated from Miami University (Oxford, Ohio).
logicpriest says
I’ll give the GOP one thing, they play the media like a fiddle. Put the little flag pin on your lapel, smile with those dead eyes, coach your classist, sexist and racist beliefs in polite terms and watch as even the so called “liberal” media eat from your hand.
Ms. Daisy Cutter, Vile Human Being says
BEAUTIFUL.
Zeno says
Ryan’s bachelor’s degree in an actual academic discipline makes him an intellectual giant to the Tea Party morans. (In fact, it might even render him suspect!)
theophontes (坏蛋) says
@ OP
Then hammer the media. Education is repetition. A lot of the media today (particularly blogs and online magazines) allow for comments. Disassemble their dodgy arguments with better ones – at every opportunity. Democracy is not just about voting, it is about making sure that one’s voice is heard … and understood.
Correcting this mob’s lies will only come from getting the truth out there. If the media fail, they can be challenged. More forum and less podium.
(Did I mention: Education is repetition?)
equisetum says
How’s this for a headline: Paul Ryan, closet elitist.
That should at least make them think. Oh, wait . . .
theophontes (坏蛋) says
@ phud
As I understood this, he saved the money while at school – because he did not really need it – and then repurposed it for whatever. In this case getting a degree. (Not the purpose of the Social Security Dependent scheme in the first place. He is the “freeloader” he is now attacking.)
robro says
It’s fascinatingly self-contradictory that a guy like Paul Ryan, who has spent his entire professional career working in government, wants to kill it.
There are a few other words in the Preamble that the Ryan ilk seem to forget such as “promote the general welfare” or “establish justice.”
hyperdeath says
If elected, Romney and Ryan will certainly achieve something in their first year that Obama didn’t achieve in his four: Make Obama look like a good president.
crocswsocks says
Can you guys direct me to a good site I can use to dissuade someone I know from voting for Romney/Ryan?
Ing: The World is Dying says
@Crocswocks
No I don’t believe in magic
Brownian says
Conservative and libertarian politicians think that they are the only people who should be drawing a salary from the taxpayers.
raven says
That is not hard at all.
The GOP owns much or most of the media.
Ing: The World is Dying says
The media also may have a bit of a ahem vested interest helping the election race be as close and dramatic as possible.
Q.E.D says
The GOP isn’t even bothering to hide it’s psychopathic, Randian worldview that the rich are deserving ubermensch and the rest of society are undeserving, sponging, scum. This is the guy Romney selected as VP candidate:
Let’s revisit Rand’s Atlas Shrugged:
A Manifesto for Psychopaths
bodach says
Charlie writes something every day; his long posts are a must read.
His caustic wit fits right in with the pharyngula regulars.
equisetum says
crocswsocks: You might point him here to start, or to Krugman.
And good luck.
I’m waiting for Rachel Maddow’s take on this. She’s usually spot on with her critiques. And funny.
Janine: Fucking Dyke Of Rage Mountain says
Paul Ryan is trying to prevent future Paul Ryans from getting benefits. Why does he need the competition?
Zeno says
Back in the day when I was on the staff of the California state senate, the halls of the capitol were haunted by a senator whose basic argument was that government cannot do anything right. He then proceeded to try to prove his point by screwing up as many things as possible. It was both fascinating and disgusting to watch in action. He helped to defeat reform measures in Sacramento in hopes of making things worse and sparking an anti-government revolt, which eventually blossomed into Proposition 13, the infamously draconian property-tax slashing measure. “The legislature failed to pass tax relief!” he screamed, having voted against it several times. “The people must rise up and enact it themselves!”
Elegant, isn’t it? Yelling “this doesn’t work!” while hammering at it with a sledge hammer. Irrefutable logic, too.
Lynna, OM says
I’m cross posting here a few comments I posted earlier today on the old Paul Ryan thread.
Steve Benen is completely fed up with the political pundits worshipping Paul Ryan, and rightly so. I’m fed up too. If one more new story tells me about how serious, good looking, intelligent, and brave Paul Ryan is I’m going to upchuck.
Look beyond the facade people. Even his vaunted numbers don’t add up. This is not serious. It’s more like Ryan is still in college writing papers and needing a red pencil edit from a more knowledgeable professor.
Any sign of some intelligence is taken by the wingnuts as genius, but Ryan really is missing the mark. I guess love is blind.
Oohh, look, he actually did something all by himself — no matter that it is bunkum.
Excerpts from Benen’s article:
Why do we have so few intelligent, skeptical media people in Washington? Or is it just that most of them are lazy? Or perhaps the lazy fuckers get the center stage position?
Lynna, OM says
On CBS’s 60 Minutes yesterday, Paul Ryan said that he will follow Romney’s lead when it comes to releasing his tax returns.
Also, Romney worked very hard to make Ryan sound like he’s not a career politician nor a Washington insider, though of course Ryan is both.
Lynna, OM says
So, Paul Ryan is in Iowa making speeches to counter Obama’s campaign in Iowa. And Ryan is backing Romney up on the false welfare ads.
Luckily, the Koch brothers don’t own the Des Moines Register. The newspaper is greeting the Romney/Ryan campaign with a story about one of their lies.
http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/iowa-paper-calls-romney-welfare-attack-false.
Lynna, OM says
In case you haven’t seen it yet, here’s an article that includes video of the second(!) false welfare ad from the Romney campaign:
http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/romney-releases-second-welfare-attack-ad
Link to story that includes video of first false welfare ad.
These dirty dealings follow hard on the heels of Romney telling President Obama to get his (Obama’s) campaign out of the gutter, and of Ryan pumping up the myth that Obama does not address the issues but does make personal attacks.
Whining and lying.
Lynna, OM says
Did you notice that Ryan (in CBS “60 Minutes” interview) said he had to give “several years” of tax returns to the Romney campaign during the VP vetting process? Romney needs to see more than two years of tax returns, but we the people can just fuck off.
Lynna, OM says
An nicely detailed article by Sahil Kapur puts reality back into the Medicare debate.
Excerpt below:
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/08/difference-between-paul-ryan-barack-obama-medicare.php
Lynna, OM says
The Maddow Blog sees the fight over the Medicare message as potentially very troubling. Paul Ryan is on deck to sell bullshit, and like Steve Benen, I’m afraid he will succeed.
http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2012/08/13/13258482-an-election-about-medicare?
Excerpts below:
skeptifem says
I am sick of these douchey republicans arguing that they should have much easier jobs with no reduction in salary. why the fuck would anyone vote for someone whose platform is essentially “I should have far fewer job responsibilities”?
Lynna, OM says
A more concise exposé of the Romney/Ryan campaign tactic when it comes to Medicare debate:
http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2012/08/13/13259945-doubling-down-on-the-welfare-lie
Excerpt below:
skeptifem says
the lazy fuckers absolutely get center stage position. Millionaires want a raise and they own most media, so there are ideological controls in place. Anyone who has journalistic integrity is unlikely to make it far in such a system, they probably get derailed to irrelevant bullshit early on.
Lynna, OM says
Yes. I am reminded of Republican threats to cut off funding for NPR.
left0ver1under says
As I saw elsewhere:
Is he a Ryan? Or is he aRyan?
Ing: The World is Dying says
I paper I can support Paul Ryan’s position of stopping future Paul Ryans. We apparently agree that the world needs less Paul Ryans
anteprepro says
crocswsocks: Send them here , stand over their shoulder and make sure they read and fully comprehend every word. If they still think it is okay to vote Republican, then they are beyond hope. The only way that you could hope to get them to not vote for Romney is to convince them that Mormonism is The Devil or that Romney’s governorship showed he was Librul. Their reaction would have at least informed that all appeals to logic, facts and human decency will be fruitless.
You can try though. You can try to explain the tired old, hypocritical “activist judges” bullshit that “The Courts and the Constitution” is clearly gesturing towards. Explain how his approach to Education is to make sure people have THE RIGHT to abandon “failing” schools and how he loves to see schools focusing on Teaching to the Test. How it is ridiculous that his Energy page blames lack of innovation on Teh Environmentalists and wants to make sure that we properly way Environmental Safety against the equal priority of Making Money. How it is absurd that his Gun Rights policy is to completely ignore any problems that excessive numbers of guns causes us and to oppose any regulations or restrictions, period. That is profoundly stupid that Mitt’s page on Health Care mocks Obama for the number of pages of his health care law and calls it a “government takeover”. That he opposes labor unions (ironically, speaking only about labor unions and not about companies themselves when complaining about “politicking”) and laws regulating how companies handle employment (The Right to Discriminate!). He buys into the fearmongering regarding immigration leaving us open to terrorists and wants to create a “high-tech fence” on the border. Make it clear that he deserves mockery for his complaining that Obama cut the defense budget and that the military isn’t using new, cutting-edge equipment and that we only have 284 ships and 40 fighter squadrons, which isn’t enough to have a “role of global presence” and we need a massive force in order to prevent war (and also there are too many civilians and supervisors). Mention that he wants to apply more pressure to Russia, for some reason, and to China, because BUSINESS. Mention wants to cut the corporate tax rate (and also cut a bunch of other taxes, because taxes bad). Note that he ridiculously blames Obama for an increase in federal spending that has been part of decades old trend and puts his weight behind the ridiculous “debt ceiling” nontroversy. Allude to the fact that he wants to ditch public broadcasting and national endowment for the arts in order to nickel-and-dime and wants to ditch support for Family Planning because PLANNED PARENTHOOD. Yes, he wants to overturn Roe v. Wade, opposes non-adult stem-cell research, and supports “traditional” marriage and wants to defend DOMA and create a law where marriage is defined as One Man-One Woman. And he claims that Obama’s decisions in Afghanistan are a “Failure” entirely because on speculation about a potential withdrawal in the next few months being a political decision to benefit Obama during the election.
If you can get your friend to understand why all of the above is nonsense, you will have won any misinformed or ignorant rube who got tricked into voting Republican. Otherwise, your specimen is too far gone to completely save, and you just need to convince them that the voting booth is a anti-Christian, socialist conspiracy. Good luck.
Ed Seedhouse says
I hate to bring this up, but wouldn’t the most effective way to hurt him politically be that his economic ideas and beliefs follow those of a notorious Atheist? How would the crazy religious right react to that. An Atheist’s follower one heartbeat from the White house, imagine!
Obama should recommend that tea party members actually read Ayn Rand. I bet they can find lots of sound bytes of Ryan praising her to back up their case with.
Ugly, ugly, ugly idea. But what if it keeps a mediocre president in for one more term and keeps the psychopathic candidates out? Mediocre is a lot better than crazy.
DLC says
Depressing, isn’t it. Romney and Ryan. Sounds like a bad vaudeville act. Dumb Ryan’s express. Of course, this sets Ryan up to run for President in 2016.
raven says
Naw.
They are all hypocrites. It’s the fundies third major sacrament.
Despite all their god babble, their presidential candidate isn’t even a xian, according to most xians.
Pteryxx says
More on Romney’s welfare lies, via my friend who’s actually ON welfare:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/08/07/romney-claims-obama-guts-welfare-work-requirements-by-doing-precisely-what-romney-requested-in-2005/
r3a50n says
To be fair, you, PZ, are part of “the media,” though not in the traditional sense. As a blogger, you are part of what has been called “new media” while the folks that I believe you are referring to represent the “traditional media.”
I think it is a good idea to make that distinction, i.e. “and the traditional media will play right along,” because you won’t and neither will many others that represent new media.
truthspeaker says
The good news is, I’m now an expert on linguistics!
Alukonis, metal ninja says
Romney and Ryan are both such colossal douches that I’m actually surprised their close proximity to each other hasn’t yet formed a douche singularity that destroys the earth.
Maybe not the earth, but at least the campaign bus.
BeyondUnderstanding says
He’s already been confronted about it. He just weaseled out of it.
“I reject her philosophy,” Ryan told Robert Costa of the National Review. “It’s an atheist philosophy. It reduces human interactions down to mere contracts and it is antithetical to my worldview.” He added that he had merely “enjoyed a couple of her novels.”
carlie says
I saw somewhere else recently (probably an ftb, and I’m embarrassed I don’t remember the source) a comment that would be a devastating ad to the Romney campaign. It suggested something like a picture of a middle-aged person, with the narration “You’ve paid into Medicare for over 30 years. Now that you can use it, Romney and Ryan want to cut the amount you get down to a quarter of what it should be. And they want to give all that money to millionaires now as a tax break.” If only the Democrats were smart enough to do that.
Audley Z. Darkheart (liar and scoundrel) says
skeptifem:
Bingo. I never understood the appeal of the “government can’t be trusted, vote for me!” politicians.
timdiaz says
I’m always amazed when people cite the American media for anything, as if that made it true. It’s hard to get real facts about what’s going on in the world, but a good first step is to never listen to or read anything produced by US ‘news’ organizations.
What a Maroon, el papa ateo says
A few voices from the mainstream media.
Ezra Klein:
And Dana Milbank:
r3a50n says
RE: 47
As Walter Sobchak might say, “mainstream media” is not the preferred nomenclature, “traditional media” please.
Else, well done.
Lynna, OM says
Oh, good grief. We’ve been reading all the wrong news sources. Right wing news sources (and even a few supposedly neutral sources) have Paul Ryan pegged as “Reaganesque” and as a “Rock Star.”
Low standards for “Rock Star” is my conclusion.
I’ll provide just a few of the links. You can find all of them here:
http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2012/08/13/13259051-r-you-serious
Lynna, OM says
Rush Limbaugh on Paul Ryan:
“We now have somebody on the ticket who’s us,” Rush Limbaugh said Monday. Someone “who can explain all of this, who believes all of this in his heart, in his soul, and he can do it with optimism and a smile on his face.”
“The pick signals a decision was made somewhere that … we’re going to go head-first, going to take it straight to them and we’re going to win or we’re going to lose [we are going to] articulate exactly what we believe.”
“The presence of Paul on stage with Romney has elevated Romney … Romney’s a new guy.”
Lynna, OM says
Paul Ryan clearly outed himself as a radical conservation on Glenn Beck’s radio show in 2010.
Dalillama, Schmott Guy says
How do these jackasses manage to keep constructing these narratives? How does one go about getting perceived as smart, savvy, or even intellectual(non rightwingers often bemoan the loss of ‘intellectual’ conservatives like Buckley) without ever being factually or morally correct on any point? No matter how many syllables you use to dress it up, supply-side economics doesn’t work, and segregation and bigotry remain despicable.
mmghosh says
Also, Paul Ryan believes in Climategate.
http://paulryan.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=193671
To the detriment of the American people, environmental issues have fallen victim to the hyper-politicization of science. The Journal Times editorial board sensibly cautioned both sides of the political divide against this unfortunate trend (“Science must trump spin,” The Journal Times, 12/3/09). At issue in the Journal Times’ recent editorial and on the minds of many Copenhagen observers are published e-mail exchanges from the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit (CRU). These e-mails from leading climatologists make clear efforts to use statistical tricks to distort their findings and intentionally mislead the public on the issue of climate change.
The CRU e-mail scandal reveals a perversion of the scientific method, where data were manipulated to support a predetermined conclusion. The e-mail scandal has not only forced the resignation of a number of discredited scientists, but it also marks a major step back on the need to preserve the integrity of the scientific community. While interests on both sides of the issue will debate the relevance of the manipulated or otherwise omitted data, these revelations undermine confidence in the scientific data driving the climate change debates.
opus says
Slightly off-topic, but I think it’s worth asking: Does Ryan have credible opposition for his seat in Congress? I wouldn’t mind dropping a few dollars into the pot to help him lose two elections this cycle, if it’s in the realm of possibility.
StevoR says
@12. crocswsocks asked :
Adding to what others have suggested here* I’d recomend :
http://www.stonekettle.com/2012/08/the-unsinkable-mitt-romney.html
With, among a great deal more this take on why Ryan was chosen :
Naked Bunny with a Whip says
Limbaugh via Lynna:
But, if they lose, it will be because Romney and Ryan weren’t conservative enough. The worse they lose, the more conservative they should have been.
The irritating thing is that this is the lesson Democrats keep taking away from their losses, too.
StevoR says
@55. D’oh! Blockquote fail. Mea culpa. Guess you can all tell where right?
@ 56. ^ Naked Bunny with a Whip :
Or were too Mormon-y!
Otherwise, yeah.
That Overton window shifting ever further Right, right?
Naked Bunny with a Whip says
Incredible how the Right essentially base their economic policies on a work of fiction. It’s like wanting NASA to take into account the works of Gene Ray when designing their programs.
Naked Bunny with a Whip says
Yeah, they’re already primed on that one. Hell, they’ll bury Romney and say that Ryan should have been heading the ticket (assuming Ryan doesn’t capitulate to pragmatism in trying to attract non-teabaggers).
theophontes (坏蛋) says
@ Janine
The British expression is: “I’m alright Jack, take away the ladder!”
@ Ed Seedhouse
My take: He has taken to Ayn Rand the way a xtian takes to the babble. There is no amount of logic and reasoning that will divert him from the epiphany he had on reading her works.
Now he has, belatedly, discovered that Ayn Rand was an atheist and has come out denouncing her as an atheist, while remaining under her spell nevertheless.
@ Lynna, OM
He keeps saying this. Is he a
?o_O
blf says
The cyborg and the zombie aren’t the only nutcases to worry about. Israeli speculation over Iran strike reaches fever pitch:
abb3w says
@0, PZ Myers:
I think you’re mixing up “smart” with “well informed” or “particularly educated”. It may also be that the media senses are using a comparative measure, relative to the median GOP congresscritter, the median US citizen, a golden retriever, Sarah Palin….
Jadehawk says
theocratic libertarian. you know the type: “government small enough to fit into a woman’s uterus”
Lynna, OM says
Mitt Romney added yet another falsehood to the Paul Ryan myth when he was campaigning in Virginia. The Romney campaign has a habit of co-opting the work of others, legitimate economists, author Jared Diamond, etc. And the unfortunate co-optee has to catch them and object. This time they co-opted a Democratic Senator, and he is not happy. The excerpt below was posted by Steve Benen.
r3a50n says
@63
That’s brilliant. I might have to
stealborrow it. ;)Lynna, OM says
Why didn’t we think of this before?
In trying to parse Romney’s pick of Ryan as VP we forgot to follow the money.
You knew the Koch brothers would be in the mix.
Excerpts above are from Reuters.
r3a50n says
The good news is that the Ryan pick is far more likely to hurt Rmoney than to help him:
It’s nice to finally see Republicans (rather than Democrats) snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Jadehawk says
it’s not mine, but I can’t remember where I
stoleborrowed it fromLynna, OM says
Hmmm. So Romney is now walking arm in arm with Paul Ryan. Yes, this makes Medicare a big issue, brings it to the front.
So what does the Romney campaign do? Knowing they have to blunt Ryan’s kill-Medicare-as-we-know-it budget they issue a new attack ad that is so full of lies it’s silly. Unfortunately, I think they’ll get away with the lies. Fox News and Republicans in general will adopt the lies as talking points. I’ve already seen Ryan doing so in speeches. I thought Ryan was the smart one.
Link, with video of deceptive ad.
What a Maroon, el papa ateo says
Thanks for putting this all in one place, Lynna.
My interaction with the
mainstreamtraditional media is largely limited to the Washington Post, so I no doubt have a distorted view, but it does seem that (aside from the predictable conservative columnists) they’ve been pretty harsh on Ryan. And it occurs to me that that’s at least in part because he’s going after Medicare, and like most of us, the people in the traditional media are either old already or they have plans to be old one day.Lynna, OM says
He’s going after Medicare in the wrong way.
r3a50n says
@70:
Nicely done. ;)
theophontes (坏蛋) says
@ Lynna, OM
Alt: He fell from the top of the Lying Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Amphiox says
I like to imagine that the Ryan pick is part of a long-term strategy by the Republican old-guard to take back their party from the Tea Party monster they inadvertently created in 2010. (Congressional gridlock and the low approval of Congress is part of this plan).
Basically, they have conceded that they can’t win in 2012, and are going to throw it. But they’re going to throw it in such a way that the Tea Party, through Ryan, gets the blame, and gets discredited.
I doubt this is actually true, but it is fun to fantasize about it….