A mighty battle to settle the question once and for all was fought on the playing fields of America today, and a mere mortal, Tom Brady, kicked Jesus’ champion’s ass all over the field 45-10. I think the matter is finally over.
This is what happens when you vaingloriously give your deity responsibility for carrying a stupid little football game: his impotence might be exposed.
Think this is silly? 54% of Republicans believe god is helping Tebow on the field. Jamie Kilstein sets ‘em straight.