Teo is an Australian surgeon who has a brilliant scheme for anyone with a bit of surgical skill and a complete lack of conscience. He performs surgery on inoperable brain tumors in kids dying of cancer, and then ships them off to the Burzynski clinic in Texas to get injected with urine and die. You’ve …
Monthly Archive: December 2011
Dec 27 2011
There’s a fine line between being a Time Lord and being senile
To fill in all the dead air and vaporous mumblings on his far-too-long broadcasting schedule, Pat Robertson pontificated on the nature of time recently. I suspect that he may light up a little weed during the commercial breaks. Well, clearly, this indicates that Sean Carroll either needs to run for president or start a religion.
Dec 26 2011
For JT
JT dreams of replacing me someday, and thinks all he has to do is acquire a Trophy Girlfriend. How wrong he is. I will give him a little hint. Don’t worry, JT. Puberty is almost inevitable. Never let it be said that I am ungenerous to the younglings. I have a suggestion for JT that …
Dec 26 2011
Feminist nerd rage
Oh, this was good for a laugh. In fantasy role playing games, there are certain standard roles that have to be filled: the tank, the big heavily armored brute who can take lots of damage; the damage dealers, who may be more fragile, but can pew-pew lots of hurt at the bad guys; and the …
Dec 26 2011
Why I am an Atheist – Anurag
I can remember back to when I was around 7 years old, and I was sitting in Hindi class (in Jaipur, India). We were learning antonyms in Hindi. The word ‘Aastik’ came up – a person who believes in God, the antonym to which is ‘Nastik’. That was my first realization that it was even …
Dec 26 2011
Episode CCLXXXVI: Escape from Wisconsin!
I’m back from my brief diversion into the savage wilderness of Wisconsin, so I thought it only appropriate to tell you all about the wonders that Governor Scott Walker has wrought. I saw a lot of “recall Walker” signs. How can they do that to such a sweet guy? (Episode CCLXXXV: The monkey does the …
Dec 26 2011
The Schwyzer betrayal
I’ve been rather appalled at the Hugo Schwyzer story that has been unfolding unpleasantly lately, but since Ms. Daisy Cutter brought it up and Comrade Physioprof has a good post on it, I thought I’d throw in a few words to the pigpile. Schwyzer is a professor who lectures on feminism…he’s also a professor who …
Dec 26 2011
How to free kids of religion
I’m sure there are many ways to break free of religion, but here’s a compilation of religion-busting strategies for children. Strangely, none of them involve shipping them off to a camp where they’ll be disciplined if they question the word of the Lord and are forced to memorize dogma day after day. None of them …







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