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Monthly Archive: April 2012

Apr 30 2012

Thoughts for Atheists at Graduation.

Good evening sinners. At High School graduations throughout our country, it is customary for older people to tell younger people what the older people were told by older people, who are now probably dead people, at their own High School baccalaureates and graduations. This is usually some sad, emotional, and boring commentary on how the …

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Apr 29 2012

Trinity Square Perpetual Embryo Care

TRINITY SQUARE PERPETUAL EMBRYO CARE IS NOW ACCEPTING RESERVATIONS FOR ITS THREE YARDS TIMES THREE YARDS MEMORIAL GARDEN EMBRYO REST HAVEN 11, 664 GRAVESITES, A FULL ONE INCH SQUARE EACH, ARE RESERVED MACROSCOPIC CASKETS OR URNS AND TINY HEADSTONES ARE AVAILABLE FOR PRESERVING YOUR MICROSCOPIC LOSS MAGNIFYING GLASS INCLUDED AT NO EXTRA CHARGE WE DO …

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Apr 23 2012

Letter to Legislators (as Proposed by Edwin) on “Student Expression of Religious Viewpoints” Bill

Dear (insert title and name), I cannot tell you how delighted we were to learn of the STUDENT EXPRESSION OF RELIGIOUS VIEWPOINTS bill now under consideration by the __________ (fill in the state) legislature. Let me tell you why. For some years now there has existed in the State of _________ a “by invitation only” …

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Apr 20 2012

On Public Prayer

  The family that prays together stays together.  Religious putdown of the families of non-believers.   Prayer is the means whereby humans communicate with the supernatural deity or deities in whom they believe.  Most religions accept uncritically the reality of beings who exist outside the laws of nature and who can, upon appropriate application, alter …

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Apr 19 2012

Edwin & Helen Kagin Bring Freethought to Tammy Faye Baker

Edwin and Helen Kagin Bring Freethought To Tammy Faye Baker

Apr 18 2012

Onward Christian Crazies

ONWARD CHRISTIAN CRAZIES (May be sung to the tune of “Onward Christian Soldiers”) Onward Christian Crazies we must not delay We must conquer freedom, things must be our way. Our one true religion makes the money flow From our god in Heaven down to us below. Onward Christian Crazies come and help us win Wrong …

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Apr 17 2012

Homeland Security Simplified Census Form

HOMELAND SECURITY SIMPLIFIED CENSUS FORM (Created in conformity with the Paperwork Reduction and Simplification of Reading, Thoughts, and Options Act) Name: _________________ Address: _________________ Church: _________________ CHECK ONE ______ I AM A SAVED CHRISTIAN ______ I AM A CONDEMNED SINNER Signed (Mark): ___________________ Date: _____________________ * * * * * * * * * * …

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Apr 16 2012

My Struggle with Belief

Submitted by august on Tue, 2006-04-04 11:25. This article originally appeared as part of SSA eNews No. 10 – My Struggle with Disbelief, Part 2. This article was written by Edwin Kagin, legal director for American Atheists. He responded to the prompt: Tell us about your struggles with disbelief. Dear Editors, A far better title …

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Apr 15 2012

Edwin as God and Pamela as the BVM.

Edwin as God and Pamela as BVM March 2012

Apr 15 2012

Home Do Not Change

(May be sung to the tune of “Home on the Range”) Oh, I want my home Safe from where bigots roam Where fanatics are all kept at bay From courthouse and school So no pious fool Can control what I think or I say. Home, home do not change Don’t let freedom be taken away …

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