What she said was so offensive
We must ban her from the floor!
We can’t use that sort of language
In the State House any more!
It displays her immaturity—
She’s perfectly aware
That the proper designation
Is the whispered “ummm… down there”
In case you are the last person on the planet to hear about this, of course I am referring to the Great Michigan Vagina Kerfuffle, in which we learn that the Republican House leaders have so little respect for some parts of women’s anatomy they will not hear them named on the House floor. V stands for Voldemort, you know, so V words should not be named.
Or some such reasoning.
Well, I guess that rules out using the word “penis” in any legislative proceedings.
Ya know, this is really gonna make it tough when legislating sex crimes.
Fractured and furious verse, hastily done. The shallow fears and reticence of politicians and priests raise daily hell with my sense of rhythm. Apologies for style but not for content.