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Apr 19 2010

In the name of science, I offer my boobs

This little bit of supernatural thinking has been floating around the blogosphere today:

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.

I have a modest proposal.

Sedighi claims that not dressing modestly causes earthquakes. If so, we should be able to test this claim scientifically. You all remember the homeopathy overdose?

Time for a Boobquake.

On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I’m sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it’ll be one involving plate tectonics.

So, who’s with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own. If you’ll be joining me on twitter, use the tag #boobquake! Or join the facebook event!

(Confused? Angry? Think my science is crap? Read a serious explanation of boobquake here)

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  1. 1
    Joé McKen

    How inappropriate would it be of me to ask about any potential inclusion of cameras on April 16? ;-)

  2. 2
    Shawn Miller

    Victory for the males of humanity

  3. 3
    Sam Cook

    can us men join in do you think? should we wear revealing clothing as well (although no doubt my flat mates would rather I didn’t)

  4. 4
    Jaki

    I’m with yah!

  5. 5
    Godlessons

    Only 1 week? I think it may take more boobs to make an earthquake. Or maybe I just hope it does.

  6. 6
    Jen

    Technically the cleric only singled out women, but I’m not one to stop men from dressing immodestly. I’m sure it’ll offend god just as much, if not more.

  7. 7
    dinarobertswakulczyk

    I’ll risk it. ;) I think 4 workdays is plenty of time to update the homeowner’s to include earthquakes (lol). I have a friend in Terre Haute is DD or bigger; I’ll make sure she knows.

  8. 8
    dinarobertswakulczyk

    Believe it or not, men who wear clothes that are too tight are cruelly harassed. My ex told me that an Air Force soldier went out in Riyadh wearing a pair of super-tight jeans, and upon returning to the base, the soldier had to be hospitalized because Saudi men pinched his ass so hard. Pretty sick, eh?So go ahead, Sam. I want new china. ;)

  9. 9
    Godlessons

    I see you forgot part of the quote there. The promiscuously part may be an important ingredient. How is it to be a true test without fully testing it.

    A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

    I may be enticed into helping out all those women who wish to behave promiscuously. :o

  10. 10
    Jen

    Hm, good point. I’ll make sure to cover that part too ;P

  11. 11
    Karen Waldenmeyer

    The problem I have with this is that it’s just TOO easy for them to say that the big earthquake that will inevitably happen within a [insert time period here, week/month/year] was because of our boobs, and it was just a delayed reaction.

  12. 12
    Carmela French

    I’m in!

  13. 13
    Elyse Anders

    I shall wear a tight and low cut, cleavage bearing shirt to highlight both my massive rack and my 9 months pregnant belly: boobs + evidence that I put out. Surely that’s good for a rattle or two!

  14. 14
    Arancaytar

    This event should be recorded for posterity.Purely in the name of SCIENCE, of course!

  15. 15
    Aaron Kinney

    Yes, this is a win-win for all involved, boys and girls.

  16. 16
    Strinka

    There should be some kind of a get-together to celebrate the cleavage.

  17. 17
    Marcus Christian

    I think it is the complete opposite of inappropriate. It is in fact a necessity. How are you going to get your chastity corrupted without photos?It is the age old question. If a tree fell over in the woods (next to a hot babe of some kind) would it make a noise (aside from probably startling the aforementioned hot babe) and would any young men be lead astray.

  18. 18
    godlessgirl

    I’d be happy to contribute my own tribute to ‘Cleaveland, Ohio’ to the cause of science. I expect a whole lotta shakin goin on!

  19. 19
    Isaac Delys

    Your sacrifice on behalf of science is admirable.

  20. 20
    Givesgoodemail

    Yeah, wingnuttery abounded today, between Pillhead Limbaugh and the Iranian godbag.As has been noted before, religious nutjobs who blame women for the ills of the world miss out on gorgeous boo…er, I mean, beautiful women.

  21. 21
    MolecularFossils

    Unfortunately I am anatomically unable to participate, but maybe I’ll show some sac cleavage just to show my support.

  22. 22
    Gill

    I’m with ya! I’m an E cup so I should produce some worthwhile seismic activity all by myself! LOL

  23. 23
    JesseS

    Do you think it will count if I head down to the joke shop and buy a massive pair of fake knockers? I mean, if regular old boobs can offend God then surely a hairy guy in a tank top and plastic DD’s will give him an aneurysm, right?

  24. 24
    Perryn

    Great idea – the problem might be that it is actually pretty certain there WILL be an earthquake somewhere on that day,,,http://earthquake.usgs.gov/ear

  25. 25
    Jen

    I’m talking about a massive quake. I mean, if immodesty causes earthquakes, we should get a big one, right? At least bigger than when we’re all covering our boobs.^This silliness is what happens when you try to use supernatural logic.

  26. 26
    Andrew Gorman

    Well I have done my part and invited the women on FB that I know will love this =)As for me…hmmm. I initially said on the event that I would find fake boobs. I could do that, or go all out and gender bend that day. We shall see. =)

  27. 27
    Lyttleton

    So, April 26th is now an international holiday, right? I mean, either millions of people die, or billions of people have a great day.

  28. 28
    Julia

    If only I had a sexy, low-cut atheist/science shirt…Frig. Someone needs to get on that!

  29. 29
    wouldeye

    Boobquake… Wasn’t that Kurt Vonnegut’s last novel?

  30. 30
    Sam Cook

    “I want new china” huh?there seems to be a lot of support (hem hem) for this on Facebook – no idea why. I think we should set up a disaster cause bingo: after each disaster some group is blamed by a religious wingnut (gays, women, blacks, foreigners, porn, other god(tm) ) , we could have prizes…

  31. 31
    Andrew Hall

    A D cup? You’re officially on my favorites list.http://laughinginpurgatory.blo

  32. 32
    Infidel753

    This is a great experiment and should be repeated many times in order to generate as much data as possible. And documented on film, of course.The learned cleric’s hypothesis has, however, already had an empirical test of sorts. If he were right, the most earthquake-prone places in the world would be Scandinavia and eastern Europe, while the most quake-free region would be the Middle East. Since it’s actually the other way round, maybe the real cause of earthquakes is wearing beards and turbans and talking nonsense.

  33. 33
    Per

    I believe this would be a case of plate teutonics rather than tectonics.

  34. 34
    Pyrion

    The REAL cause of earthquakes is of course a lack of pirates! ARRRR! Ramen.

  35. 35
    Hugo Grinebiter

    Nah, it’s manga wot dunnit. Most of the world’s earthquakes happen in Japan, though not always destructive. (Actually, POI, my Norwegian city does get mild earthquakes from an offshore epicentre. Maybe whenever someone downloads a picture of Jen?)

  36. 36
    MadScientist

    Good luck – we applaud you for mammarian contributions to science. Now what magnitude of boobquake are you aiming for? If your magnitude target is met or exceeded that day I’ll suggest your group immediately qualify for the second round of the Million Dollar Challenge. Sure an Iranian may have come up with the idea, but the money goes to the person or people who actually demonstrate the claim. The live telecast of the MDC would also likely be a huge draw to the boob tube.

  37. 37
    Killer Bud

    This could potentially be bigger than 4/20!Set the puppies free!

  38. 38
    Hugo Grinebiter

    Good one!Infidel is right, no one does public nudity like the Germans. And may I remind the gentlefolks herein assembled that there is a village in Austria called Fucking?

  39. 39
    janiceintoronto

    I’m an E-cup girl. How many points on the Richter scale is that worth?If I only expose one boob, how will the logarithmic scale be affected?Questions, questions, questions…

  40. 40
    me!

    way to forget lesbians and bisexuals :P

  41. 41
    Paco

    Oh yes, rock our world, for science. I love you.

  42. 42
    AshPlant

    I agree. For once ‘POIDH’ is a necessary call for the ensural (?) of scientific accuracy. Also, Boobs.

  43. 43
    Ric

    Pics please. : )I’ll risk the earthquake.

  44. 44
    mijan126

    No kidding! Score for the lesbians, bisexuals, pansexuals, try-sexuals, and anyone who simply appreciates a nice set of jugs.

  45. 45
    Enrico

    If really you are going to cause an earthquake, the consequent shaking-boobs effect can increase the immodesty. The positive feedback loop so ignited will likely destroy the planet!

  46. 46
    mijan126

    I have a friend who’s a 38-J. No, that’s not a typo. I’ll see if she’s willing to join in. :D

  47. 47
    Holytape

    janiceintoronto,According to my calculations one breast would by roughly a 5.6 and both you be a staggering 8.4 on the Richter scale . So please only expose them were there are appropriate building standards. God help use if you have polymastia. The resulting shock wave would ring the earth like a cheap bell at a cat house. Mary only sort of likes Jesus

  48. 48
    madarab

    Big boobs are nice enough, but lesser endowed women shouldn’t feel turned away by the comments.

  49. 49
    bungoton

    Why do I keep thinking the biggest boobs are the mullahs in Iran?

  50. 50
    bscottandersen

    Boobqaukeshould beBoobquakeI just wanted you to know I was paying attention and not, say, staring at your… well, you know…

  51. 51
    n4ffd

    If cleavage can cause an earthquake, this will cause the total annihilation of the universe as we know it.http://www.facebook.com/profil

  52. 52
    Chip

    In solidarity with my female counterparts I will wear my tight Jockeys and flaunt my buldge…I know its not in the same league as the power of boobs…after all it has never caused anyone to walk into a street sign…but I offer it up anyway for the cause. I have sent this to my 4 sisters and 6 neices. 20 boobs and buldge

  53. 53
    Jennifer Cross

    Take your favorite, slightly worn, science shirt. Cut a line from the center of the collar, down to your favorite cleavage revealing length. Fold the pieces under, or over, depending on your preference. Push up bra optional.

  54. 54
    Richard Dawkins

    Congratulations, I think this is an ingenious piece of consciousness-raising. A mass display of total nudity in front of a mosque would be even better. I’ll just have to get over my dislike of the loathsome word ‘boobs’ — it seems to me redolent of the incomprehensible American obsession with large ones. Small breasts are so much prettier, just as ‘breasts’ is a much prettier word than (ugh) ‘boobs’. But any size should serve the admirable purpose of ridiculing offended Muslims.

  55. 55
    aiabx

    Being male, I have no boobs to display, but I will contribute to the experiment by being led astray and having my chastity corrupted.

  56. 56
    Drew Kime

    I would be happy to embrace them.Wait … you said embrace the *power* of them. Yeah, I guess I could do that, too.

  57. 57
    Christopher Hitchens

    My dear Ms McCreight, let me start by saying that I approve whole heartedly of your intentions. My only quarrel is in the logistics of such a scheme.First and foremost, you risk venturing into the realm of comedy, from that of the serious airing of grievance. Women have had, and continue to demonstrate great skill and aplomb in the latter, from the suffragettes to great modern heros such as Ayaan Hirsi Ali.But as I was telling Alessandra Stanley in Vanity Fair, the realm of humour is dominated by men and their imitators; lesbians and the butch.I would greatly donate my ample moobs to your cause, but this would rather defeat the purpose – the blame for geological activity falling squarely upon women. I am a man. This leaves you with only the option of serious activism.As much as I loathe the profound sexual repression that one finds in Islam, I think a liberal attitude to dress, as an approach to serious protest is doomed.Men will drool, as they do. In a way reminiscent of what an Australian Islamic spiritual leader referred to as the attraction of cats to exposed meat.This serves to both undermine the seriousness which you as a woman, must and can muster. This serves to confirm the worst prejudice of Islamic misogyny.And at any rate, I’m not sure that I’ll be in your part of the world in time for a first-hand ogle. Which as a man, you can imagine I’m inclined to want.

  58. 58
    mingfrommongo

    If I feel the earth move due to all the, ahem, seismic equipment, I’m pretty sure it won’t be an earthquake.

  59. 59
    brembs

    You know you need to beat him:http://www.spencertunick.comdon’t you?

  60. 60
    alboy2

    I am in full “support” of this movement. You go, girl! It’s gonna be the Big One, I’m sure…and Sarah Palin will get her wish and be “taken away” for good….hahahahaha.

  61. 61
    Doug

    It strikes me that men can (and must!) do their part as well. The theory is that immodestly dressed women lead men astray and god reacts by causing earthquakes. For a complete test of this theory, it is not sufficient that women dress immodestly. Men must also be led astray. Can I volunteer for that part?

  62. 62
    Sam Cook

    I would volunteer as well but I’m not sure I can be lead astray any more…

  63. 63
    Anon.

    And when it works – because God is quite a nasty bastard if you read the Old Testament – millions are going to die, trapped under rubble or crushed and drowned by a multitude of Tsunamis. Well, at least I won’t be among them, having been forewarned right here.

  64. 64
    Dave Leech

    I hope you can turn this into a global event, I think the UK could do with a ‘boobs’ day on 26th April. 22nd April would have been better as that is my birthday and what a present that would have been:-)Still can’t have everything I suppose.

  65. 65
    Dale

    I love science.

  66. 66
    Guest

    For the method to work, I think your boobs have to be pointed in the direction of Mecca. Or maybe 180 degrees away from Mecca. Actually, I’m just guessing. Magic is tricky.

  67. 67
    Hugo Grinebiter

    the incomprehensible American obsession with large ones. Small breasts are so much prettier So they are, but recognition of this fact is hampered by the meme that men who like small breasts are closet paedophiles. One American even wrote a book inter alia suggesting that the preferred sexual object of such men is the napalmed Vietnamese girl in that infamous photograph. I’ve encountered the same thing in my own country. So I think some of the vulgar male honking about large breasts may possibly be a self-protection strategy; rather than (or as well as) reassuring one another that they’re not gay, they are reassuring their local witch-hunters that they’re not lusting after prepubes. Of course, the Silencing Technique here is to accuse male victims of making all this up; so citation from above-mentioned book on request.

  68. 68
    Marcus Christian

    Dawkins, Hitchens. Just wait, Sagan will post next. :)Billions and billions of boobs.

  69. 69
    Philip1978

    I am interested to hear about the apopleptic frenzy caused by such a mass onslaught of cleavage that is to be brought upon this planet not just by the Islamic world but of other religions too. I have got the impression that the other faiths of this world complain hysterically that they are the ones being picked on when parts of their faith are being brought into question and that “you wouldn’t say to a person of Islamic faith” is the standard retort.Now I imagine there will be complaints that you are not picking on the other faiths and that Islam is being singled out! :)I think this is a fantastic idea, I wish all you women and your amazing chests the most tremendous of adventures – my male boobs are not big enough so they will have to sit this one out!

  70. 70
    Jen

    …If this is seriously Richard Dawkins – forgive me for being skeptical, since that’s kind of my nature – um, wow. Hello! It’s an honor for you to drop by and compliment my idea!I agree that “boobs” is a fairly ridiculous word – that’s why I chose it. If this cleric is going to make silly claims, we shouldn’t respond by acting too seriously! Definitely no hard feelings toward my small breasted sisters. And I’ll make sure to get a photo in front of the Islamic Center on campus.And if this isn’t Richard Dawkins…damn you for getting my hopes up, but convincing effort!

  71. 71
    Marcus Christian

    PZ linked this topic. That kind of air time will get a load more people involved. For safety’s sake, could you somehow focus this boob energy at the moon? It would really suck if god did destroy the world with earthquakes because of this.Although, watching boobs jiggle in a 9.8 earthquake could be pretty fun.

  72. 72
    Christopher Hitchens

    I think you’ll find that quote apocryphal, Mr Christian.

  73. 73
    VeritasTruthseeker

    I opened this up and thought….72 responses, what has those spamming idiots done now…and then I saw…wow. Jen, big time again!

  74. 74
    Waly Pond

    I think we’ve all missed the point here. The cleric in question–and I question everything about the notion–has experienced this first hand, you know, the tremor that arises when women dress immodestly? He’s just a lot less accurate than Cal Tech in determining the epicenter. It’s in his pants, people!

  75. 75
    Jen

    While I’m a skeptic and a bit incredulous of the idea of Christopher Hitchens commenting on my blog, for the sake of replying I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Wow, hello!While you make a valid point about drooling men confirming Islamic beliefs about modesty, I still think the best way to counter ridiculous claims is with ridiculous mockery. Would a Muslim cleric really listen to me, a woman, if I wrote a large serious piece logically explaining why he was wrong?I’ve done a lot of serious activism so far. Time to be a little silly!

  76. 76
    Joé McKen

    What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??

  77. 77
    James Sweet

    I dunno, I’m pretty sure Sedighi said its the adultery that causes earthquakes, not the boobs per se. His hypothesized causal chain is boobs->horny young men->loss of chastity->adultery->earthquakes. It seems quite likely, ahem, that the boobs will lead to horny young men, but it’s less clear that you’ll get all the way to the adultery. Especially since, as I understand it, you aren’t married, right? So you can fornicate, but not commit adultery.Certainly there would be some married women participating via Twitter, but it seems outside the scope of this experiment to ask them to have sex with someone other than their spouse. Nope, I think the “Boobquake” is doomed to failure. But please, by all means, don’t let me discourage you!

  78. 78
    ereador

    There is nothing left for me except earthquakes: I have seen boobs on the intertubes; I used to be young, and I remain horny; I was never chaste, in the literal sense; and adultery — well yes, technically, but it was sort of consensual. So I am obviously doomed. Oh wait; it’s the fault of the women! I can relax now. Cool.

  79. 79
    Beth

    With a cardigan on (so I don’t get fired), I am SO with ya! :)

  80. 80
    Jen

    I am amazed it took someone that long to notice. Wow.

  81. 81
    ereador

    I never considered boobs as WMD, although there is Monty Python to consider, and Dick Cheney, of course. Now that I think about it, are we even sure this guy isn’t just practicing his stand-up routine for open-mike Friday?

  82. 82
    Christopher Hitchens

    It’s your right to be as silly as you want, quite obviously. And I think it impossible for you to be as silly as the woman-hating demagoguery that you (we) oppose.However, permit me to put to you the idea that this can be done seriously.The female form, as it has been represented by our less than esteemed cleric, resonates a great deal in the west. We have our own throwbacks who see women as culpable in their own rapes, and we have women enabling them.There is a modern puritanism that apes this brutish tyranny, in so far as your protest could be viewed as beneath respect – even by so-called progressives. Yet there is nothing inherently wrong with what you plan to do.But imagine, if you will, the female form as it has been represented in marble throughout the ages. Imagine a mother breast-feeding her child.While prudery still does exist towards this imagery, it is far more marginal in The West than that directed at a low-cut blouse. What kind of monster could find fault in a babe sucking at his mother’s teat?We’re mammals!If it were at all possible to harness something this transcendent, I think you could really expose the full extent of misogyny, and insanity, of our friend the prayer leader.Something worth your thinking about, I hope.Now if you can excuse me, I think I’m turning into Martin Amis. Yes. Hands starting to glow. Damn Daleks.

  83. 83
    Christie

    Absolutely. It’s not the size of the boobs but their ability to corrupt the viewer. Work it ’til the boys cry… or, well, whatever.

  84. 84
    Jen

    You certainly have a good point. And as an artist, I do enjoy your idea of using more transcendent imagery. I didn’t intend to imply that all images must be of hyper-sexualized, “skanky,” scantily clad women. I plan on wearing a shirt that I would wear normally on any other day – and even that would offend these types of men. Hell, I’d probably offend them just by wearing my favorite pair of shorts, and those go down to my knees!Maybe this could have been better thought out as a tactic, but to be honest, it was mostly a hair-brained joke I quickly put on my blog. Never thought it would take off.

  85. 85
    tim Rowledge

    In this case ‘WMD’ would be correctly interpreted as Weapons of Mass Distraction.People that enjoy boobs need to take part in this important experiment; without observers there can be no corruption of those oh-so-important morals and without said corruption, no ice cream – I mean earthquakes.

  86. 86
    Kobra

    From the homeopathy overdose article: “In a statement, the society said that homeopathic remedies should be taken under the guidance of a registered homeopath, while over-the-counter homeopathic treatments should only be used as directed on the label.”LOLWUTI thought homeopathy was that highly irrational anti-western medicine movement that resembles something you would expect from a rebellious, rambunctious, and stupid teenager. Why are they emulating western medicine practices?

  87. 87
    FeliciaD

    And for breasts! Why should our breasts be hidden or blamed for anything? This is not about those who will be enjoying the scenery, it’s about not allowing irrational fear and hatred of women to ruin everyone’s lives.

  88. 88
    arensb

    I guess that means I need to get me a pair of assless chaps.

  89. 89
    fawkesd

    just expose ‘em both baby. rock the world for the sake of science! ;)

  90. 90
    Sciamachy

    Just a thought – what if there is a God but he’s a bit of a party animal & not at all prudish like this guy makes out? What if he was looking down at Iran & thinking “Boring bunch of grumps. I know – I’ll shake ‘em up a bit, see what happens!” – What if the small number of hotties on view were all that was keeping him from wiping them out & starting over?Just saying – I’m actually a complete atheist but hey, if they will believe in a God, why not believe in a fun one?

  91. 91
    Baroncognito

    But what if it creates two earthquakes, with the waves and the troughs of them align, so it’s like no earthquake at all?You need multiple locations. Some locations where everyone is dressed modestly. Others where everyone is dressed immodestly. Still more with women dressed immodestly. And lastly men dressed immodestly.Does the “everyone dressed modestly” count as a control or do we need “everyone naked” and “no people” as well?

  92. 92
    Hugo Grinebiter

    Ouch, I just flashed on Dick Cheney leading the search for boobs in Iraq. There are for sure fewer now than there were. :-(

  93. 93
    mijan126

    Yes! Let the boobs be freed of their bondage! (Or trussed up in really pretty bondage, if that’s your thing.)

  94. 94
    Clintiskeen

    Non assless chaps are called pants, dipshit

  95. 95
    southernfriedskeptic

    What a brilliant idea! Gathering data for science and spreading happiness in the world with a single action. Kudos!

  96. 96
    Joé McKen

    Your pills are on the counter, where you forgot them this morning.

  97. 97
    ereador

    It’s possible the quake may occur somewhere else in the universe, and we won’t even notice it. g(G)od is not a very accurate shot. It could also happen 200 years from now. I mean, Haiti’s pact with the devil was in, like, 1791 or something.rowr. boobs.

  98. 98
    C. Clark

    I’m “quakin” … if that means anything.Best regards,

  99. 99
    Creepy Old Guy

    If what the cleric says is true, why are there not constant quakes in Vegas?

  100. 100
    Chris

    I suffer the discomfort of the d cup equivalent of a penis in girth. It leaves a toothpaste tube like impression in my dress slacks. I am a black man and was copied on your experiment. I wonder if the experiment could be reversed to see what sort of ripple another ethnic background based on the myth of the black penis might cause and if plane tickets from Indiana might be suddenly bought to investigate. j/k

  101. 101
    Tam O'Tellico

    Far more sorrow has entered this world by men showing their asses than by women showing their breasts.

  102. 102
    JDHuey

    Also, since the Supernatural is completely capricious, there is no reason to think that the earthquake will be in the region of the immodesty – the earthquake may very well happen (in fact, is more likely to happen) someplace else in the world. So, do you really want the guilt of inducing an earthquake in, say, Istanbul?

  103. 103
    rabbitpirate

    I think this is a great idea and should be done every year.In fact if no one else has done so I would like to suggest we make April 26th International BoobQuake Day from now until eternity.It would be a day on which we celebrate the beautiful twin wonders that are women and the scientific method and heap scorn upon those who would attempt to denigrate either.Will anyone second the motion?

  104. 104
    revyloution

    The old adage “Pics, or it didn’t happen.” comes to mind.

  105. 105
    Sean O'Doherty

    Huzzah for Science(tm)!

  106. 106
    DuckPhup

    “Mmmmmm… boobs.” ~ Homer Simpson

  107. 107
    Deiter

    How much would women need to show to go completely nuclear? (What kind of decrepit world is it anyway if it quakes at the (limited) exposure of a woman’s body while remaining completely disinterested in a man’s? Women should just release their weapons so we can just get it over with once and for all. Such a world isn’t worth keeping!)

  108. 108
    richardhb

    I should warn you that April 26th is my birthday, and nothing wild has ever happened on that day–not since the beginning of time :-( So I’m afraid that the birthday damping effect will probably outweigh the boobing effect. Sorry

  109. 109
    happysam

    I thought that was global warming, but no matter…His Noodliness will be pleased in any case (he loves strippers).

  110. 110
    Arancaytar

    “the beautiful twin wonders”Double entendre, double the fun!

  111. 111
    Arancaytar

    I find it elevating and exhileratingTo discover that we live in a universeWhich permits the evolution of molecular machinesAs intricate and subtle as boobs.

  112. 112
    Snax

    I don’t think the is the real CH, but damn, it’s a good imitation. Got that combination of verbosity, pomposity and Trotskyite contempt for liberals.

  113. 113
    Rob

    Nothing — no, nothing — in the world will ever be the equal of the freezing young gent I saw on Halloween a number of years ago, getting into a convertible, (car) top down, in only shoes and a leather Speedo.

  114. 114
    Zifnab

    You have my full approval. FOR SCIENCE!If you need any sort of funding for this experiment – say… dollar bills inserted into some sort of g-string – I will be happy to provide.

  115. 115
    Jerry Coyne

    I’m not with Richard on this one. It seems to me that a display of female mammaries only furthers the idea that women get attention by showing skin instead of showing brains. Really, what will this accomplish beyond having a bunch of men step on their tongues when viewing atheist breasts? This whole sell-our-cause-with-female-nudity gambit (beloved of PETA and some atheist websites) may be funny, but in the end seems a bit dreary and even degrading to women.

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    Titania

    All I can think of after reading this is the Benny Hill Show! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T

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    Bri

    Well with your E cup and my H we should cause one hell of a tremblor!!

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    mcbender

    This is clearly an impostor; Christopher Hitchens is a much better writer than the above would suggest.As for the Richard Dawkins comment higher up, that one leaves me a bit more unsure… but I’m not willing to commit one way or another as yet.

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    Kate

    I think the word you’re looking for is esurance.

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    Buffy2q

    Great idea! How about you all point your boobs toward Iran? That should really get things going.

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    Lance Christian Johnson

    Well, this certainly is a good way to get my attention so I’ll subscribe to your blog.

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    Peegee

    Brilliant satire! Oh wait you’re super cereal!Well then, I must definitely bring cameras and video taping equipment to … properly document this scientific endeavour!

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    Benia Zouras

    But I’m on the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

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    jrr

    This experiment will be invalid without a large number of observers. I will be sure to contribute that service to the best of my ability

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    Jodi

    Brilliant! I think man boobs should count as well.

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    Amy Andrews

    I couldn’t agree with you more… especially after reading the multitude of responses to this event that have included mentions of cameras & pictures. Looking at this as another opportunity to objectify women are we now? Great plan…

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    Xena

    Great idea, but I’ll have to cite the tried&true. BF Skinner anybody? All Boobstock will demonstrate is that men dance around like confused pigeons when their survival is threatened, or when they don’t know whether or not they’re going to get laid.Of course, some of them are pretty cute when they’re bird dancing for boobies…

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    Lycanthrope

    I just want to say that “In the name of science, I offer my boobs” might just be the greatest title for a blog post EVER.

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    Mike

    Jen, bless your generous heart. I am sure you can make the earth move.

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    HPrinn

    I’m already quaking, and my chastity has been compromised. Please return to your burka.

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    Dana

    I am all for more cleavage, non push up bras should be banned. My concern is; What if there is a major quake that day. Won’t it give creedance to the nutball? Hopefully if there is a major quake it will be in Iran and Sedighi home will collapse on top of him. Then we can say the gods punished him for being a moron.

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    Hitodama

    Q=b+maThat’s: Earthquake levels = Unmodest women + corrupted males x adulteryI guess we’re doomed. XD

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    teri

    I think this is cute and funny, so go for it, but if it’s meant at all to be anything more than just a silly joke, I must point out that Sedighi is sure to dismiss it because he would say there AREN’T any Godly men to lead astray in the USA. Ie, we are already a lost cause, God has given up on us.

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    Justin

    As a mid-twenties, single, scientifically-minded male, I whole-heartedly support this cause.

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    Phil

    Writing from somewhere under the UK ash cloud I can only assume the Icelanders have gone naturist.

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    Azkyroth

    I’ve always found that consistency of overall proportions, rather than any particular size, is key to attractiveness, personally…

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    Azkyroth

    “In the name of science, I offer my boobs”Huh. So is this like a raffle, or…? O.oSeriously, I endorse this. I’m trying to think of a tactful way of presenting it to the local atheist groups… >.>

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    arthurcclarke

    Just because I’m dead, doesn’t mean I can’t still enjoy ‘Science’…Oh, and @ Dawkins: I’ve just spoken to God, and although you’ve annoyed him somewhat with your trashing of his perfect creation, he’s willing to forgive you if you can round up some female scientists in revealing clothes. He likes a good laugh after all, it seems…

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    Martin Amis

    I’ll thank you not to speak of the Hitch that way.

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    Mike Carden

    Yeah thinking that immodesty causes earthquakes is about as dumb as believing that women are made out of one of mans ribs and all the other animals were made from clay by god, or some such other christian malarky.

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    Steve

    Everyone likes boobs and legs, it is a victory for us all! You show me someone who doesn’t like boobs and I’ll show you an alien. (Then I’ll promptly try to explain to the aliens that, contrary to popular belief, we’re not all a bunch of superstitious hicks on this speck of dirt.)

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    NoSacredCow

    Sedighi’s claims already have no basis in fact. He has been disproven for decades on a daily basis. Especially on New Year’s Eve and just prior to the beginning of the Lentin season.He obviously has never been to New Orleans.

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    mothwentbad

    Maybe it’s more like a controlled burn sort of thing. Like, if you keep them locked up all the time, then you get an 8 or a 9 on the Richter scale whenever the finally do pop out. So if that’s the case, we don’t need just one episode to disprove it. Rather, we need a boob day once a week, at the least.

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    Laura

    yes! i’ll show my cleavage!too bad i can’t go to Ontario for the day on such short notice, because over there it is legal for both males and females to go topless.

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    Paulusnz

    In New Zealand Earthquake (and war) damage insurance is underwritten by the government. Should this succede don’t expect to be allowed entry visas should you wish to holiday here.

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    Hugo Grinebiter

    I suspect that the “choose your own way to die” scene in Monty Python’s “Meaning of Life” was a homage to Benny Hill. Me, I’d rather go for the same cast of ladies, but coated in a poison that turned into potassium cyanide only after a certain quantity had been ingested. The game would then be to see how many I could lick before it got me.

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    Lencyclopedie

    Although I usually find myself in agreement with Jerry Coyne, I think that you can do it, without any demeaning associations. But I do think that you should put a lot of attention to getting the experiment as scientific as possible: do the tremors obey an inverse square law or does it work via contact magic etc. ?…:) That would be a way to show your brains as well…:) Otherwise, I am all in favour of bringing giving sex and sensuality its due as sex is what is so difficult for our ever-so-religious brethren to come to grips with. Anyway, I have always thought that Lavoisier´s sacrifice is a bit too heroic, your efforts are so much easier to follow!…:)

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    boobsheik

    The world moves on a woman’s hipsThe world moves and it swivels and bopsThe world moves on a woman’s hipsThe world moves and it bounces and hopsI feel the earth move under my feetI feel the sky tumbling downlead young men ashtray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in societyQuick! Bring us the boob of Paris Hilton’s Breast Bitish Frend!It happens so much, that if it were not for bra, the earth would get its rocks off too.

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    Jenny B

    In South Africa we have a national cleavage day at the end of March/beginning of April and not a single earthquake for the past 5 years that its been going on. Wish I had boobs that were that powerful :p

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    Arancaytar

    Actually, they banned strippers just a few weeks before the eruption.This either means they were too late, or that boobs actually PREVENT earthquakes. In that case, I implore all ladies to help protect the world from natural disasters. It’s for a good cause!

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    AtheistInEden

    Not me. Boobs powerful enough to cause earthquakes? Think of the back pain!

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    jordan

    Jen, you definitely need to post pics! woo hoo!!

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    Fred

    I would like to offer my support of this proposed experiment.

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    bitterdivorcee

    Love it! I’m already humming Carole King, “I feel the Earth Move Under my Feet…” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v

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    The Liberal Atheist

    Hey, my wife is going to join you monday, wearing a shirt that shows as much cleavage as possible! I have man boobs and will do the same (ug) lol! Boobquake ’10! See ya on twitter!

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    becky

    amen, sister. i believe i shall join you and get all my girlfiends to do the same. then, can we move on to the other sins-that-cause-NATURAL-disasters? please? i’d like to see the bug-eyes caused by the gay one :3. make my day!

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    Rebecca Brannan

    stole it from andrew guyton. com’on ladies, show ‘em your boobies!

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    Peter

    Quite an important study, but I don’t know if it falls into a Nobel category. Maybe it’ll get a Boobie Prize.

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    bobpatteson

    I too am stuck in this wretched state of Indiana. As for the boobs, well, I fully support this!

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    godlessheathen

    Yeah, or we’re all godless heathens anyway, so our actions don’t matter. These folks are above empirical testing, doncha see!

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    Jim

    Awesome idea Jen. I’d join in but as a relatively fit (for a 64 y.o.) male, I don’t even have man-tits to make cleavage with! Looking forward to the lack of earthquakes (or as a scientific mind *must* say, the very probable lack of earthquakes)!

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    Misha

    For one day, it shall be Cleveageland, Ohio!!!

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    steve

    Jennifer, as a good scientist you know that we need to quantify the boobquake. How about the McCreighter Scale? The units might be: trainer, AA, A, B, etc. If it occurred deep under the surface where its undulations were well controlled it might be a sports bra.

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    Ian Andreas Miller

    YAY to Jen’s idea of Mastoseismopoeia!I’m not a bra, and I’m not a girl, but I still support boobs!

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    Ian Andreas Miller

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…YES!

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    Tommy James

    One day won’t be enough. What if an earthquake actually does happen on that day by an unrelated coincidence? You need more trials for a larger N value, which would allow you to show better statistical significance (or insignificance). I propose that women should dress in an immodest manner for no less than a month, just to be sure there are no confounds.

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    Neece

    I will expose my cleavage for science! I may be a modest B cup but this must be done in the name of research. Pictures will be taken! I will share this with my group, the Morgantown Atheists and the Morgantown Coalition of Reason! :D

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    glendajeanne

    Well, sir, It’s a side issue, but nursing moms get no respect either. I was one of the ones given the Rotten Tomato reward by New Jersey Monthly Magazine in 1980 for being involved in a “nurse-in” at a local shopping mall. It’s a long story, but we had to bring signs, because we just looked like women with babies and rumpled shirts, and still there was a big hoopla. Only a Madonna, it seems, can actually be seen to feed her offspring as nature intended.The whole idea that I should cover up because men might be led astray is deeply offensive, and I guess that’s the bottom line.

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    redmolly

    My friend has this website, you might be able to find one there: http://atheistgear.net :)

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    redmolly

    I was wondering how many box sets they made….guess I need to save up quite a bit of money, as I only have one out of the six. :PAnd yes, Benny Hill would have definitely liked this idea. :)

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    redmolly

    Have you ever tried to fit D cup boobs into a padded push up bra? I would suffocate to death if I nodded off sitting in my chair wearing one of those things. Not to mention I’d probably knock things off tables and counters if I turned too fast. If I fell forward, I would probably bounce right back up, though….. Push up bras might be great for the A-C cups, but after that, it’s just overkill. And highly uncomfortable. At least for me it is. ;)

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    redmolly

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v

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    redmolly

    Wait, aren’t they against drinking, too? We could all show off our cleavage while drinking a few beers…that ought to bring about the apocalypse….. ;)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v

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    Ritchie

    Yaaah! Finally my dreams have come true! Get your boobs out girls and shake ‘em! BOOBQUAAAKKE!!

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    Carl

    Awesome. I’ll be spreading the word to all my female friends. That’s a hell of a post title, too. Nice one.

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    yobo

    i am TOTALLY in! :Dme and my DDs will be at school with a nice pushup bra and a lowcut shirt! (i’m sure my science teacher will love it during my presentation…. :P )

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    Heather Mac

    You have my bow, my axe, and my magnificent cleavage. XDThese 38Gs will be causing an earthquake in Fairbanks, AK :D

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    Daniela

    You know, you have a lot of atheists participating in this…but as of right now, you have a D-Cup Christian girl totally jumping on this and showing off her breasts proudly!

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    hacwind

    Except for you’re ugly? Don’t know if it counts if you can’t lead any men astray.

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    Joé McKen

    Used all of your brainpower to come up with that, did you?

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    Joe Bloe

    Well for the record, a D-cup would definitely be cause for a ground swell to take place. At least a few pitched tents should come up from it.At first I thought you were going for the if all of your breasts swayed in unison it would have an effect on the Earth’s spin and cause global havoc.Bravo! none the less. You are woman after my own heart and anything else you want. ;) LOL

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    Mat Holroyd

    You know, makes me think- do volcanic eruptions result from men wearing revealing clothing and acting promiscuously?Coincidentally, that’s what I was doing when that volcano erupted in Iceland. Surely that’s scientific enough.

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    Spacepigg

    I like the idea but I bust point out that earthquakes happen a lot more than you might think. You may be the victim of correlation with this one http://earthquake.usgs.gov/ear

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    Marita

    But what if there is an earthquake on Monday? There seems to have been alot seismic activity this year, how do we prove whether or not it is coincidental? Should there be another day specifically set aside for modest dressing, and perhaps a day designated for average dressing as a control method? I ask only in the interests of science

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    real consequences

    While your instinct for a world free from violence is noble, your chosen action is a form of deliberate violent antagonism. Violence begets more violence. Ignorance must be overcome not dominated by force. Your antagonism draws unhelpful attention to yourself and looks more like a call for unhealthy narcissistic supply than a principled agenda. Have you stopped to think at whose expense this attention will come? If you truly care about women, stopping aiding those who hate by giving them a larger target and a living excuse to rationalize their oppression. Before they had only a myth, but now they have you to hate. You play into their hands by becoming their misogynistic object and put women further at risk.

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    danaesinclair

    I shall be putting my double d’s on display.. actually Monday 26th is Anzac day (so there will be drunken soldiers everywhere) here in Australia, and as I am in Adelaide, where we are expecting a second earthquake any day now, the experiment may prove the fundamentalist right…

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    :D

    I didn’t feel the earthquake the first time around…and I was basically in the epicenter. I hope that I get to feel a little something-something during the Boobquake. Seismic or attached to a body. Either works.

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    memememememememe

    pls post a vid for us to witness this scientific phenomenon :D

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    Scarlett de Courcier

    Count me in! Boobquakes here we come…

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    Mr. Rabbit

    How is this violent antagonism? It’s a humorous way to expose the nutty-ness of an Iranian cleric who is probably a distant relative to Pat Robertson. A woman’s modesty/sexuality is *not* responsible for earthquakes, social immorality, any action by men, or anything else. I’m only disappointed that, as a man, I don’t have a way to be immodest to protest this misogynistic idea that woman are anything other than women.

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    steveblethyn

    Boobquakes? Plate Testicle’onics? Blimey… Geology wasn’t like this when I was at school! :o)

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    Rob Lindman

    What you fail to realize is that the scientist was being truthful, breasts do cause earthquakes… the issue is one of causality. You are not causing an Earthquake in the future, you are causing one in the past. Breasts are quantum anomalies and those people in the 1900s you killed are angry, the way I would be if you killed me. I always get angry when people kill me. But of course, seeing your breasts would make my death slightly more bearable, even though they resemble other breasts I have seen in the past, and even though they killed my great great grandfather.

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    TwinHappyJen

    Love it! I am so in :-D

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    Lencyclopedie

    “If you truly care about women, stopping aiding those who hate by giving them a larger target and a living excuse to rationalize their oppression.  Before they had only a myth, but now they have you to hate.  You play into their hands by becoming their misogynistic object and put women further at risk.” I am sorry, but this is completely disingenuous. The fanatical and reactionary clerics (of all stripes) hate women because women remind them of their own sexuality and because they (= the clerics, that is) are irrational and scientifically illiterate. So, you suggest accepting their repressive attitude to sex and sensualitywould make things better?!…:)

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    Dan

    Really though, you can’t say you’ve fully tested his hypothesis until you then lead young mean astray and spread adultery in society. Go for it!

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    David Joiner

    Could a couple more pervs please post a “Show Your <insert here=”" slang=”" terminology=”">” comments please? The girls aren’t scared enough yet… o.OPersonally, I applaud the demonstration. Just be safe girls. :)</insert>

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    Cassar

    I hate to be picky or repeat what someone else may have said but Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi only said that immodest women cause earthquakes indirectly by causing adultery. So a more sensible experiment would be a day of mass sexual deviance. Though I can see why this would be a lot harder to organise…

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    Mark

    Looks like this has gone mainstream. Metro in the UK has just reported it – http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/8

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    David Joiner

    The only person that causes Adultery, is the Adulterous. ;) A woman showing cleavage (or ankles, in their case) isn’t forcing a man to stuff his dick in. :P

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    Sandra

    I think man boobs should definitely count :-) fine wines uk

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    Kim Clink

    OK I am in…can we use the boobs to direct earthquakes to a specific area….now, that would be power!

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    Bruce

    If you have the wrong information, you solve the wrong problem. (Bucky Fuller). It’s NOT god (the masculine cosmic archetype) getting angry and causing the earth to shake, but conversely Mother Gaia, quivering with delight as she sees her daughters proudly raising into their potential. It’s not about hate and fear, it’s about love. Don’t make it a shadow thing, celebrate women’s beauty and do it with love.

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    Dani

    Um. We know this. This is common knowledge. Now how about grasping that nobody actually seriously thinks this will cause an earthquake and is mostly done tongue-in-cheek, such that these little “um, little factoid for you,” comments make YOU look really stupid and incapable of non-serious thought.

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    Fidget1990

    I am happily contributing my 30 F’s to the cause!Long live the Boobquake!

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    julie_jigsawnovich

    Brilliant, Jen McCreight!I’ve posted two articles about your event.http://jigsawnovich.blogspot.chttp://iranian.com/main/blog/j

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    Dave H.

    Aweseomelope!

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    Len

    Excellent idea ;-)

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    laurenamelia

    That’s a good one on three levels, because apparently there’s something SO WRONG with mothers being seen as sexual beings. “YOU GOT FAMILY NOW, STOP BEING SEXY, K?” Haha.I would take part in this, but I’m rather lacking in the boob-department. Maybe I’ll break out the painfully-tight jeans instead. If I sit for too long in them I can’t feel anything below my knees.

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    Rie^^

    What a fabulous idea! My boobs are definitely getting conscripted into this ungodly army of yours! :D

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    Babak

    1- You designed the whole event based on wrong assumptions. You just quoted a part of his talk and interpreted that part incorrectly. And now you are gonna prove that you interpretation of what he said is wrong. Good luck with that! It doesn’t mean anything:”If not, I’m sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble.”The explanation is easy: you disproved statement B, while you were trying to disprove statement A!2- If you correctly understand what they mean, you can still raise some serious questions, but they have already come up with the rational explanations for these questions! Rational with respect to how they defined the ways god punishes us for our sins!!! So, again, good luck with discrediting the way they defined actions of god (something that cannot be proved or disproved, when you cannot define vigorously god itself).3- Why are you thinking that these clerics are morons?!! Conversely, they are intelligent and know how to fool the real morons that follow them. If you wanna be helpful, you must find a way to educate those moron followers!

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    gregbart

    There’s nothing here that a few well-placed virgins wouldn’t fix.Have propoents of boobquake considered the potential catastrophic effects should enough boobs reach perigee at the wrong moment? Conservation of momentum would result in an increase in the earth’s rotational speed, thus possibly flinging all humans with sufficiently high centers of gravity off into space. Do women REALLY savor a world where the only potential mates are hunchbacks, Herve Villechaise clones, and Tom Cruise?

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    Gordon

    You know this is exactly the sort of action I bet Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was hoping for. (so he gets to see more boobies )

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    Matt Gubser

    Haven’t you heard? There are no homosexuals in Iran!

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    Anon

    Victoria Secret sells pushup bras for D cups that are comfortable and work just fine. They are less padded than the C cup versions of the same bra of course…

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    Paul

    u r a filthy whore!

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    Matt Gubser

    Am I wrong for wanting this to be called “Bust the Crust?”

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    Joé McKen

    The Bust the Crust project, featuring the Boobquake event!

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    Alex

    In the name of English translation and probability theory!.The translation you have received is incomplete. The saying was for Islamic societies, and it’s about the “probability” of disasters “including” earthquakes. I’m afraid you won’t prove or disprove anything, although it’ll be funny!

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    rivke

    The only problem is we need to be specific about where the earthquake will happen, as there are several earthquake/seismic activity every day, but as they are small and arent devastating, it just goes unreported to the media and world public……unless those 10 earthquakes everyday of every week, month, year are caused but women who dont cover up. I think we need a cover up day and see if the amount of earthquakes per day drops. :)

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    antonellaita

    I’m ready from Italy!

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    Gail

    By “flat mates” I imagine you mean those ‘sharing a flat’(apartment ala USA)…but in this discussion, it looks like you might be referring to those who are ‘flat-chested’, againa No.American slang phrase. Please don’t call me a “boob”for playing with words! And to your ‘point’, it’s just not thesame to take this thread to male nudity, IMHO.

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    Guest

    Hey Marita,The control study would be hard to do. How do people know they’re dressing modestly? It’s easy to know when you’re being sexy, not so easy to know when you’re being un-sexy.Maybe people should all go for the head scarves , or even burqas. That would cause a real run on the stores, though . . .

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    Rob Lindman

    This is proof that women are easily duped. This was all a ploy by the cleric to get women to show their breasts. GO IRAN!

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    sue

    or uncover…

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    moata

    I will be participating from New Zealand (we have earthquakes down here all the time – must be all the bikinis)Also, blogged it http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-st…BTW, you’re my hero!

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    Silvia Wilson

    You have a point! Some old Greek or Roman said, “When we make plans, the gods laugh.” I’ve noticed that very fact in my own life. :giggle:

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    Gavin

    I am a male and will expose my abnormally large shlong to anyone I cross paths with in the street or shopping centre, to show my 100% support of this event!

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    Gina H. Prescott

    I’M WITH YOU, GIRL!!!! I’M SPREADING THE WORD!!

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    mosib

    If you think you are really having guts to do this, you should do this in IRAN, Let me know if you are brave enough to do this in IRAN, I will be happy to pay for your accommodation and flight ticket to IRAN

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    fugue137

    I shall endeavour to be led maximally astray. Let it not be said that I didn’t do my part. For SCIENCE!

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    Kristi Hager

    I’m an H/I cup so I can understand. I knock things off my desk at work or out of my hands if I turn too fast, and I actually have used mine as pillows. ;) I even bought a corset for a Halloween costume several years ago and stopped a prof cold during lecture a couple of times when he’d look toward me.The use of a push-up bra for someone over a C or D cup is just ridiculous…. unless you manage to find one with an anti-gravity engine to hold them up…

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    pix

    gays and other forms of whatever-sexuals don’t cause earthquakes they cause volcanic eruptions.

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    pix

    i see where you’re going with this. control group is crucial – i don’t suppose this would work as a double-blind now would it!

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    Irani

    Dear Jen, you may have no idea yourself, but with this post you have served the cause of freedom for men and women of Iran in a very concrete and powerful way, and, as an Iranian, I want to thank you for that and to let you know that we owe you a great deal. It seems like you are also getting media attention for this, which makes me happy to know -you deserve every bit of that! Once this crazy regime of the apes is gone and Iran hopefully finds a chance to experience peace and freedom, you should come to Iran to see for yourself what you have contributed to!

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    moronman

    I’ll be honest, I’m just a guy who loves breasts. There, I said it, no pretension here. As a guy who loves breasts, I am in full support of this demonstration. Push ‘em up ladies, and stop the religious oppression of the female body.

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    Jad

    It’s probably been said a ton of times and then some, but you and your idea are awesome.

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    Kevin Breen

    By some incredible coincidence, I will be at the Hooters Hotel in Las Vegas on the 26th. I made this video to promote the event, which I hope will be good for the skeptical movement: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v

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    Sam

    I, sadly, have no boobs to contribute to this grand experiment, but I shall ensure that my wife is as immodest as possible on the 26th!

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    MisfitWisdom

    For more on Lesley’s boob challenge check out: http://misfit120.wordpress.com

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    Gravey

    That’s what she meant. You do know it is Cleveland, yeah? And I don’t even live in the States.

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    Tekmet Al'Sekhim

    Ahh…i like this

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    dcquizzo

    Boobquake may be the finest portmanteau ever created. I applaud you.

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    crystalspithaler

    I always knew these massive jugs of mine had super powers besides the occasional hypnotizing affect on men. Boobquake! Although my friends have already asked me to refrain from participating in this experiment due to the possibility of California floating out into the ocean.

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    fixerdave

    >…I’ll just have to get over my dislike of the loathsome word ‘boobs’ — …Yeah, but ‘BreastQuake’ sounds like a village outside of London.

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    Al

    i fear reading these comments. i can only imagine a lot of pervs and lezzies are wanting to see your boobs and add you on facebook haha.

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    fixerdave

    The point is to disprove, through a rather simple test, that immodest women affect (effect? whatever) men in a lurid way and this causes earthquakes. So, you need both women willing to be immodest AND men willing to, well, enjoy it.Besides, who says science can’t be fun?Okay, the real object it to poke an idiot in the eye, to collectively laugh at his foolishness. I mean, any idiot can figure out that there are more women now, wearing less than before, tempting more men… the population has doubled the last 50 years after all, and earthquakes haven’t doubled. But… the guy is an idiot, and the best way to make fun of him is for everyone to have some FUN at his expense. What better way than to make his sermon on propriety an excuse for an International BoobQuake festival. It’s brilliant.So, lighten up.

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    Simone Lovelace

    Me too! But size isn’t everything, and small breasts can be dangerously sexy!How about working your natural advantages by going comfortably braless, and showing off some nip? ;-P

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    Simone Lovelace

    Cute idea, but I’m not sure I’m loving the implication that we small-breasted ladies can’t be…corrupting!

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    Keith Villanueva

    To all the women out there, I’d be willing to be a test to your promiscuity. Let it rip!

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    fixerdave

    Scientifically, you are correct. However, politically, your theories need a little work.Who cares about the earthquakes… the point is that some idiot’s sermon on propriety has caused an international festival of impropriety. The bigger this gets, the bigger the laughingstock this guy will be in the Islamic world. He’s a big fish in Iran, people listen to him, but they’ll hear the whole world laughing at him too. We all know this guy’s an idiot; maybe if this gets big enough, the people that listen to him will start to see him as an idiot too.I mean, it’s not likely to happen, but wouldn’t it be great if BoobQuake actually, really, toppled the clerics in Iran, fomented a revolution, or even just prodded it along a little? No, it wouldn’t be great, it would be TOTALLY AWESOME.This woman is a genius. She just might do what, oh, I don’t know … how many US Presidents (Commanders in Chiefs of the most powerful military in the world)?… have failed to do. Go Jen Go!

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    Peter H. Wendel

    I’m ready to be lead astray – C’mon ladies – rock my world!

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    Corey

    I have an attractive female friend named Andrea.So, if she wears something provocative on boobquake day, and an earthquake does happen……It will be………..Wait for it…….Andrea’s Fault!

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    frankie

    thank you ladies in advance. i fully support your efforts and wish i could actually support “them”…all of them. have a nice day.

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    pheonee

    That would be everyone, since “-exual” can be applied to pretty much every person on earth. Hetero-, homo-, bi-, pan-, a-…

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    iphone 3g clone

    I say it offers a lot of things and sure interlinks major blogging platforms great …

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    wickeddollz

    yay! was just discussing with the hubby why don’t we have more earthquakes in NA if immodesty is the issue wouldn’t we be shakin’ all over?

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    Mr. Happy

    Maybe you could say… ASSurance.

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    DAVIDT

    As a male, I ask for equivalent time: moobquake.

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    farhad

    Don’t you ever try to outsmart religious guys, these are not simpletons. I am Iranian and I have lived with them, these religious guys have at least 2000 years of experience about fallacies and how to respond to different challenges (they don’t make sense, that’s why they are called fallacies) evade them, distort the truth, bring up new questions… Try it, ask a religious friend of yours if god is 1 or 3, the answer is a fallacy, you won’t get a straightforward response. There is no way you can convince this old man that earthquake has its mechanisms( he already knows it) just as when a mean guy gets cancer and blames himself for “causing” it (he knows it is DNA and cell and radiation … which are causing it).

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    Dave

    I think the use of cameras (for documentation purposes) should be a necessity to prove or disprove the quake theory

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    Maxi

    We fully endorse this kind of thing!

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    Dave

    An E cup? It’s expected that you have photographic proof ( to assign proper blame for any disasters)

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    foo foo

    The funnest thing is that Iranian women are covered way more than any western nation, yet the number of earthquakes and people killed as a result is way more than any other western nations.

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    strangebrew47460

    “I” certainly endorse this kind of thing. Not just the view…..BUT, nobody has the right to tell anyone else how they may dress, act or what to say or believe. Radical Islam can kiss my ***!!!

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    binam

    which of your posts are about science? you want to wear a cleavage-showing shirt so do it

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    christinefalkdalessio

    I just want to offer that not all people of faith think our bodies should be covered from head to toe… the God I believe in is the very one who created the breasts that I am very happy with, and when He made my body He called it “good”. Sorry for the idiots out there – and much success on proving just how dangerous the female body can be ;)

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    clara Ilena

    I’m so in!!

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    Melinda L

    I think I would have to join in. Men could also join in. Wouldn’t bother me either ;)

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    Irina

    I saw this french spy disguised like an arabic woman, head to toes under a burka, fakes D cup boobs, who escaped from Dubai. Women modesty code dress helped him. http://escapefromdubai.com/ima

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    Roger Wilco

    post pixfor batinand science

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    willigis

    boobs on SEC computers caused financial quake. go figure.

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    Ayatollah

    In the name of science, I recommend to change the units for measurement for earthquakes from Richter scale to Boobs scale

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    Ayatollah

    Men? join? dont make a simple earthquake into a tsunami please!

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    camilla

    damn, women ARE powerful!!!a little bit of cleavage and BAM, earthquake!!!

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    Statistician

    What are the odds that California will slide off on this day?

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    pl

    Ladies, you must be very careful with this, because if a Muslim sees a naked person, their faith teaches that they must commit suicide. Thank you for your support in helping us win the war against “radical Islam” 

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    Bonhomme

    Does this mean that liberals/democrats finally believe that radical Islam hates your freedom? Just sayin’

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    Thijs

    What will you say to him when there coincidentally will be a major earthquake April 26th? N=1 ! (or 2? <:confused:>)

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    Hitchens Fan

    http://www.slate.com/id/224633…Long Live Democratic SeismologyChile survived its huge earthquake relatively well. Iran would be a different story.By Christopher Hitchens… “In Tehran, Iran’s capital, Dr. Bilham has calculated that one million people could die in a predicted quake similar in intensity to the one in Haiti.” (Italics added.) Tehran is built in “a nest of surrounding geologic faults,” and geologists there have long besought the government to consider moving the unprotected and crumbling capital, or at least some of its people, in anticipation of the inevitable disaster…. And what would happen to the secret nuclear facilities, both under the ground and above it? … what would the survivors think when they looked around the (possibly irradiated) ruins …… it should become part of our humanitarianism and our public diplomacy to warn the Iranian people of the man-made reasons that the results of a natural calamity would be hideously multiplied in their case. This, together with the offer of immediate help in earthquake-proofing, enhanced from our experiences in California, is nothing less than a moral responsibility. …

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    Johnny5

    Actually it’s more of an acceptance that they just hate big breasted women

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    williambrunson

    I dont like boobs, They dont do anything but produce milk, guess im an alien cuz i have no use for boobs. Truthfully i wouldnt care if the girl i was with had a flat chest, and if she had fake boobs then thats even worse cuz things she got fake boobs that still are no use. Now that i got that off my chest(pun intended), personally i like a woman that has a nice ass

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    TranceGemini

    Shit, man, mine never have and never will produce milk–I use ‘em entirely for teasing people and getting pleasure. They’re certainly not useless, and unless the woman in question’s nerve endings have been somehow cut off, they’re pretty useful to anyone who owns a set!!

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    DIrty Old Man

    Who cares about research? I just like the idea of women dressing like that! go for it.

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    Jim

    Without the necessary equipment pertaining to this grand experiment, I feel that I, and other similarly breastless males should find another way to help.To that end, I propose that males that are of the omni/cadaverous persuasions should eat bacon (or any other pork based produce although I feel bacon is the optimum product for this test). Vegans and veggies might want to eat some pork flavoured non-meat alternative and see how that goes. Gods generally appear to be rather stupid so they will likely fall for it!For the best effect, the bacon (or gammon, pork, etc) should be consumed with utmost relish and at the same time that the good (and bad) ladies are wearing their most revealing, salacious attire. In fact, for the purpose of this experiment, I feel it would be most efficient for the males to eat the bacon whilst observing and being stimulated by said females. For maximum effect, the women should *also* be eating bacon.Bring it!

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    Jim

    Hah! Cadaverous. Spell check fail! Supposed to be carniverous. :oD

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    williambrunson

    You may have them and such, but as i stated their no use to me, I dont find boobs appealing so i guess you wouldnt be able to use them to tease me with, though they may be other ways to tease me but with boobs it wouldnt work

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    Calilasseia

    How about putting this experiment to serious test?Namely, when all the women toss away their bras, they point their various endowments in the direction of the Middle East, and see if they can trigger an earthquake that flattens Iran and buries all the wacko Ayatollahs with it. :)

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    Sid_of_Id

    Sounds like any excuse to be an: http://encyclopediadramatica.c

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    Joé McKen

    Sound like a royal one o’ these.

  290. 290
    Sid_of_Id

    Clever! A genuine: http://encyclopediadramatica.c

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    Melinda L

    It would all be on the same tab, wouldn’t it :D

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    Melinda L

    Hmm, if we go at that vegan style cadaverous has a nice ring to it…So it’s actually not a fail, it’s funny in a veggie-way XDI say yes for that. And then folks of both genders can drink a bottle of strong booze/ vodka/ you name it, to push this thest to the limits…So if there’s an earthquake – worldwide, AND a major babyboom, then we can try thinkin the “wise man’s” way :D

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    hanie89

    Dear friend,I live in Iran & I’m a member of Iran Green Movement. Sedighi is a crazy & dremer person & he just tells Khameneie’s opinions (Khameneie is leader of Iran)& never doesn’t think about his saying. He’s just stooge of Khameneie. Most of the people in Iran don’t think like Khameneie, Sedighi, Ahmadi nejad & extra.Most of the people in Iran always laugh at this men when he talks every Friday.They have repeated these tattles for 30 years but people didn’t attention to them.There is no logic behind his saying and His talk is shameful.Good luck

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    lunatik96

    Iran has no gays just their boyfriends. lOL

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    atee

    I Agree. and i am looking forward to see those boobs! yummy lol!

  296. 296
    KoldCast TV

    Here’s our report on the state of boobs: http://blog.koldcast.tv/2010/i

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    rodrigo

    No, no. Regular run-of-the-mill completely normal people don’t need to be tagged with any funny names, it’s only them strange sinners-who-want-to-corrupt-us-all who do.

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    Melinda L

    Seriously. :D This is proof of women having very very good humor, so good that we can have a laugh also at ourselves and not just others. SO what we often hear guys complaining about, lack of humor and such, seems to also have been proven wrong in this wonderful test XD

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    Jim

    *Now wondering if you can marinade bacon in vodka*

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    Aussie Skeptic

    I just wanted to say well done Jen.Nothing unhindges fanatics like humour.You’re a hero

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    Ayatollah

    braking news: U.S. just dropped 2D5 boobs-bomb on an Iranian target!

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    L.L.

    This is brilliant! Put me in coach! I’m ready to play!

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    glendajeanne

    Although the word “cleavage” tends to inspire visions of a deep valley in the middle of a majestic bosom, those women who have more petite (and less back-breaking) figures can still wear low-cut shirts and lead plenty of men astray. Beauty comes in all sorts of shapes!

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    concerned_citizen

    Please only do this if you are hot. Nobody cares otherwise.

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    ArgentAzure

    I’m DD, too, and I’ll be joining in. With a plunge bra.

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    ArgentAzure

    That woman rocks hard, and it makes me want to stand up and cheer.

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    ArgentAzure

    Better to die in happiness than live in repression, perhaps.

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    BooBaby

    How about a modest woman in a burqa with peekaboo cut-outs for her breasts? Hope someone out there can photoshop this to see how the Muslim faithful will respond. Maybe we can get gOOgle to change their banner for the day, complete with pasted-on nipples.Would images of Romulus & Remus suckling on their mother wolf’s tits count? There goes Italy….What about all those corpulent guys with gynecomastia? Do their boobs count? Which would count more, their tits or their dorks?

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    Pilgrim

    As a Christian, I cannot agree with your atheistic beliefs. However, I think it’s quite funny that you decided to take on this Iranian mullah. These guys perpetuate a lot of silly myths and thereby keep women subjugated.I hope you’re going to be equally as creative to disprove the silly myth of evolution that you probably adhere to.Sometimes, we aren’t all that different from each other, except for the kind of things we believe.

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    Tiara Cecilia Gonzales

    I think it should be made into a party. If anyone is having a party I would so love to know about it.

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    boobless

    this is STUPID

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    KeesJan & Divera

    Over here in The Hague, Holland, we agree, we (well uhm my girlfriend) will join you in your test.

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    Ayatollah

    u dont have to point 2 far. let me know about the date of the event, i be there for sure!!!!

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    Jones

    This is an awesome idea- I commend you women who are willing to use your feminine attributes to fight backward-thinking sexist ideologies.I have a theory that the best way to go about this is with pink tube tops and daisy dukes.

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    Troy

    Send all pictures to the “cleric” guy….

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    Cynthia

    don’t have time to check all the comments but wanted to let you know a group has been started on Flickr to “photographically” collect the data….http://www.flickr.com/groups/1

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    alex

    you do indeed have a great rack to show off lol

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    Marco L

    interesting

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    13yo & proud

    ill do this with my 12 years old sister, im 13

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    marcus

    aint this funny that when you call something by it’s proper name you are called a douche bagreally…

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    Melissa Yeuxdoux

    Do virtual breasts count? I’ve already suggested a Second Life Boobquake on my blog, and would be happy to participate.

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    historyscoper

    Sorry, but real Islam isn’t funny, it’s the world’s most supremacist ideology, and showing signs of coming back to life daily. Take ten and study Islam’s history from its rise and spread free online with the Historyscoper and see how deep the rabbit hole goes. To get started click http://go.to/islamhistory

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    Mikolas

    Just think, if you prove that you CAN cause earthquakes with your bosoms, you can collectively hold the world random! I see no situation where this doesn’t end in some form of hilarity/apocalypse. I approve.

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    Mejo

    for starter I would recommend to use this website: http://www.islam.wsinstead of using the fake one…

  325. 325
    anon2099

    FREE THE BOOBS!

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    BlueHornet

    I haven’t read all of the comments, but because I so often think outside the box (pun noted; not intended, but I’ll let it go this one time), I doubt if anyone has spoken against this idea:What if there *is* an earthquake on Monday or Tuesday? Hmm? Then the imam could say, “See! God dammit, I toldja so! Nyah nyah nyah!!”Just in case that could happen … because it could, you know … I’m going to suggest that women around the world go totally nude on Monday the 26th (through, oh, Wednesday the 28th, just to be on the safe side).There may still be an earthquake. Hell, there could be earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes and an asteroid strike. My point is: Who would notice? Who would care, even if he did notice?w00t

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    B James

    If the seismographs do detect movement of the earth’s plates, it might not be God’s doing, it’s just be me motorboating my wife’s pretty set. Perhaps you might want to factor that in.

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    anniebme

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    Annalisa

    BOOBS across America! I never thought my boobs were earthshaking, but maybe I was wrong? We will find out tomorrow! Since God is a woman, she won’t care either way about boobs, right? I don’t think that particular Diety pays much attention, anyway…

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    weezmgk

    As if xians don’t have enough silly myths of their own, such as denial of evolution and preaching that women should be subservient to men. Your comment “we aren’t all that different from each other, except for the kind of things we believe” is prescient. You couldn’t fit an onionskin between xianity and islam.

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    weezmgk

    xianity is just as irrational as islam. Push your barrow somewhere else, like off a cliff.

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    Riza

    You started your campaign with this senence: “According to an Iranian scientist, cleavage causes earthquakes.”To be correct, the guy who said this is a religious clerk not a scientist. One of those in power in Iran who have killed Iranian people and imprisoned thousands of them as they demanded for freedom and seperation of religion and state.

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    Paul

    Hey Jen, if you got ‘em flaunt ‘em.

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    Emily

    The word you’re ALL looking for is “assurance” :)

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    Christopher Gilbert

    Well I don’t think a woman breasts can cause a earth quake. In fact in know it doesn’t. Though a woman breasts could cause a susceptible individual to do a double take. This action could cause whip-lash and\or make the individual to walk into something or crash their car. It’s not the breast fault that humans have drifting eyes.

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    gina99999999

    Boobquakehttp://www.facebook.com/pages/

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    micah195

    This purposed theory of God increasing the rate of earthquakes as a result of our sinful behavior is flawed even from a theological standpoint. Biblicaly, the earthquakes increase anyway as birthing pains preceding the pure spotless bride of Christ. “Creation groans for the unveiling of the children of God.” There is nothing we can really do to increase or decrease the frequency of natural disasters… except praying. Praying could decrease it. God is more prone to forgive and show mercy/grace than judgment.

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    Reza

    Jen,More power to you and those who have accepted your call. This campaign kills two birds with one stone, on one hand lots of guys are going to wear smiles on their faces because of the jesture on Monday Apr 26th, and on the other , the words of that foul mouth jerk, Saddighi, or whatever his name is , proves to be nothing but mere crap.

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    AsevPrez

    If the cleric meant his comment as an equation – i.e. event A (women’s immodesty) must cause consequence B (leading young men astray) and so on, well then all the young men (note he didn’t say “men” in general, just young ones) out there will have no choice. They will all be led astray. Cause apparently young men have no judgement or control of their own. If you ask me the statement is more of an insult to the young men of the world than anything else.

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    Janis Walworth

    Related: “Do Unnatural Acts Cause Natural Disasters?”http://www.gendersanity.com/or

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    Dariush Persian

    Be carefull boob quake is in the way!!!!!!!

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    Robert Muench

    If women actually have the power to cause earthquakes , why aren’t we worshiping them instead of the various other gods that are currently popular?

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    Hugo Grinebiter

    Your question inspired me to google for the patron saint of earthquakes. Well I never, it’s St. Agatha of Sicily, whose martyrdom involved having her boobs cut off.

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    Sakky

    Won’t we feel bad if San Francisco falls into the ocean? ^_^;

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    Blackbird

    See a dissenting opinion at http://www.sunsara.blogspot.co…Let’s not pick our poison, let’s fight for liberation.What’s so clever about objectifying women’s bodies, Iranian cleric style or American commodity style?

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    ladydye

    oh, i am so into this…it is, after all, in the name of science, right? There are a pair in Denver that will be bared for the sake of experimentation!

  347. 347
    Ahad Hasani

    Time for a Boobquake

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    kbl

    Maybe you should get those Lane Bryant people in on this… Apparently they have too much cleavage for prime time.

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    Cirrat

    Heh, we join in. Several girls in Prague are ready to offer their boobage (and legs) to science :)

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    Mad Cat

    Love the science. I wrote a blog today about this topic:http://madcatscatharsis.blogsp…Check it out!

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    ARFman

    Everyday should be a “boobquake”…

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    MartianBachelor

    > I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own.> Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town.Uhm, how is this actually going to do anything to up the earthquake frequency? I mean, aren’t there plenty of chicks like you already doing this all the time?It’s not like cleavage isn’t all over the place as it is. You’re not really upping anything above the already existing baseline level, so this “experiment” would not be expected to produce any results. Maybe you need to run a correlation of earthquake timing with hour of the day, to see if they’ve been occurring more at night (and on Thurs-Sat) than at other times.Of course if there *is* an earthquake on the heels of this non-event…

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    jonolan

    It’s rather odd for me to be in alliance with one of the Godless, but this is an odd circumstance. I truly salute you and your idea of Boobquake, for both religious and prurient reasons, Ms. McCreight. Of course, with the exception on the causation of the universe and abiogenesis, I’ve never found a particular conflict between my faith and my training in various sciences.Be assured that I’ll – in order to help the experiment – ogle as much as is appropriate and think as many lascivious thoughts as possible.

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    Pete Allison

    I blog for Dominion, and you can find my thoughts here and hope you approve.http://truecultheavymetal.com/

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    Volker

    Like this?http://www.movie-infos.de/data

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    obama

    fuck you asshole o_O

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    Ovulationstest

    Nice Topic. Boobquake ist a realy funny campaign!

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    hrhoid

    SHOW us some D cup pics…….

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    Lynn from PA

    Jen, You ROCK!!! hahahaha

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    molanji

    Can’t wait to see the reactions of people in DC — Their faces will all be like, “BOOBS!”. Reaction to boob earthquake day

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    Nima

    Hello and Salam and Hallo, I am an Iranian from Germany and I want to thank all you cool girls for this reaction to this dumb gouverment. Thank you. Peace through science and knowlegde.

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    Stu

    Thats the way girl,shake those boobies and get as much fun as you can have.Stu.Personally the bigger the boob the better the fun!!!

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    Pat Jack

    AH! You are my geek fantasy girl!! ! ! LICK ! ! ! me up on facebook PUHHHHLEEEESSSEEE !:-)

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    KatTrack

    Me and a bunch of the girls at Jefferson are showing off our bosums for this. You have a lot of support at Lafayette Jeff!! :)

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    Casey

    I’m in.

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    Vetch

    The cleric actually said that it is adultery (due to corruption of pious Muslim men) and not just immodest dressing which causes earth quakes. To effectively test the theory you need to corrupt a pious young Muslim man (like me) and commit adultery. I am willing to give up my chastity in the name of science.so like set up and orgy or something or be humbled by your lack of conviction to science!!love,

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    Wraukon the Excellent

    Pix, or it never happened!

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    Daniel

    I think the word you are both looking for is assurance . . or (in another grammatically correct form) to ensure scientific accuracy . . Might I also suggest that the photographs be time coded and that everyone ensures that they are simultaneous by unveiling at 2:00pm GMT

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    Jc Pelzer

    I’m currently right next to the Iranian border, I’ll let you know if I feel the Earth shake.

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    Donald Lawrence Martin

    As a dirty old man in Maryland, I can assure you that I shall be on the lookout tomorrow for Baltimore Aureoles. May the hypothesis be falsified!

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    rani

    hi jen! I’m a moslem woman and wearing hijab, so I can’t participate in your experiment. but I’m waiting for the statistical analysis :D

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    AussieSkeptic

    News flash!! Australia has been in boobquake time for over 12 hours and nothing!Despite the best efforts of Aussie women, Melbourne remains standing proudly. Sydney’s a bit if a mess, but no worse than usual.Oddly enough I’m not feeling particularly led astray, despite being male. Is it possible than Sedighi is just a superstitions quack?Three cheers for Jen

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    davidrodwin

    I’m ready for the quake.

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    Miner49er

    6.6 magnitude in Taiwan on Monday April 26. Seriously. They’re all super pissed at you.

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    Mark

    Hey, what happened to the Flickr.com group? Suddenly gone?

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    titfan

    Now the previously unproven cause-effect relationship has been confirmed, bare tits caused an earthquake in Taiwan. That Iranian guy knew what he was talking about.

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    Kel

    Wear an exposing garment underneath a more covering one! It’s the thought that counts! ^_^

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    Eve

    I’ve got DD’s…I’ve just about given myself and anyone close to me black eyes on occassion. But an earthquake? Hasn’t happened here yet. Hmmm. Maybe if all us DD gals jumped up and down at the same time some sort of seismic activity could be measure. Or, maybe it would be all the guys fainting causing it. Funny story, great post!

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    Shauna

    I’m in! I love wearing low cuts with my DDD girls!

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    Boobanya

    i think only beautilf girls’ boobs are the #1 cause of earthquakes.. not the ugly ones’ .Thanks

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    T.M

    You have support in Estonia!

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    Chrissy Elder

    Does this go down as an entirely unscientific experiment? After all to choose such a time to try and prove a cleric wrong was perhaps slightly naive. The earth has been on the move rather a lot this year with several earthquakes occurring and major volcanic eruptions within a very short space of time. I do not agree with the cleric sedighi at all, but this could be used by him as a confirmation of his beliefs thereby giving him and his cronies further reason to oppress women in a country that allows women less and less frreedom.

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    Joe

    http://www.newser.com/article/…congratulations – you did it!

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    pomahony2

    The real danger is: You know, that IF, IF, IF there is an earth quake, then …We will never hear the end of it.—NCIS Special Agent Tony DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly) should look into this matter, investigate and issue a report on this. Maybe even go “under-cover” to find out more.—-”I have a modest proposal.”Shouldn’t that be: “I have a IMmodest proposal.”—-On twitter this is #Boobquake.—Even IF there is no quake, we STILL will never hear the end of this. Patrick John

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    Believer

    I hope you and the other women are happy now!I just don’t see what is funny about killing people and destroying their properties!http://www.etaiwannews.com/etn…I don’t think it will be easy for us to forgive you.

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    rob

    thanks for spank material.

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    rob

    thanks for the spank material.

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    Leni

    You have Germany behind you! We’ll undo our Dirndl and shake it! Have fun everyone!

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    wayne

    PLEASE ! Dont wear it ! It is better for us all …

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    The MooCow

    PLEASE! Post pics!;=8)

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    Leni

    Man, no woman in Germany wears a Dirndl outside the Oktoberfest. I was merely playing with your stereotypes and it worked ;) And I thought NOT wearing it was the crucial point anyway. So have fun, FOR GOD’S SAKE!

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    Not a Participant

    Bang-up job with this ridiculous idea. Given all the seismic activity that happens *daily*, especially recently, what were you thinking? You have now reinforced that lunatic’s belief and possibly given him followers. Betting that earthquakes will not happen is asinine. Congratulations on completely defeating your own purpose.

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    Dano

    Let me bring this, i am Liberal Afghan man, what ever Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi said is a comment that can be feel in the Muslim society and those society which are so extremest and narrow minded people, that is true in a such societies there are many restrictions that prevent men to get along with women unless if you are not married, so what ever logic he express is might be his thoughts and his and according the environment he lives but globally and scientifically it is not true and can’t be thinkable even, “In Muslim and extremist countries a boy gets 25 to 30 then get along with a woman and that might be his wife” it is sex crises, so their thoughts are been effected with crises too.

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    AussieSkeptic

    The quake has to happen where they’re doing boobquake or your god is an ass.

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    TJ

    I wrote an article related to your cause last week.http://www.sctimes.com/article

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    Sciamachy

    Is a whatever-sexual someone who when offered sex with someone they rather like just goes “Meh, whatever…” ?

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    Women lover!

    I love shaking boobies! Yeaaaahhhhhhh.

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    biff

    Stop it! It’s working!http://wireupdate.com/wires/33

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    Tarak

    I feel so sorry for you that you’re a liberal.

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    Gayle O

    This sounds like it would be perfect. No one can lead another astray and believe me, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi is looking the same as the next person. I wear clothes that make me feel pretty and today I will choose my sexiest ones.

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    The_Pip

    You’ve done it now! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36… Just your threat got God all excited!

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    12345678910fat

    i heard that if i stick my salami inbetween your boobs your will feel a sunami ?

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    Scott Fecher

    fook, yea! corrupt me!

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    absurd

    “With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.”Looks like you did. Glad your attention whoring fueled the fire even further.

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    Eric T.

    Many thanks for bringing a smile to my face, Jen!

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    guest

    It seems, your experiment yielded an observable result in Taiwan.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/201

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    M Park

    THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE TODAY IN TAIWAN http://www.upi.com/Top_News/In…wuuuuaaaah !!!

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    Chief

    They Just Like Goats and wipe with their bare hand

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    Nienke

    No cleavage, but I did walk around naked half of the day and I’m sure some people in the flat on the other side of the road have seen me, that good enough? :P

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    extion

    OMG LADIES! STOP IT!! YOU’RE KILLING EVERYONE!http://news.uk.msn.com/world/a

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    Bob

    Plus ten for style, but minus ten million for stupidity, since earthquakes are much more common than most people think (there are several measurable ones every single day).The advantage of rationality is that science actually, y’know, works. It would have been clever to leverage that advantage and mobilize every woman everywhere in the world to wear a burqqa for a day, and show that that doesn’t KEEP there from being an earthquake. THEN we could all say “Ha ha, stupid guy, your stupid idea is stupid.” The way you did it, he gets to say “See? Told you so.”

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    me

    or INsurance.

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    Daantje Eeltink

    I love science. This should be on MythBusters!

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    Brok

    I dislike sounding like such a perv, but this should have been done in New York, where women going topless is completely legal. In fact, there is a parade every year of women who are encouraged to do so- I never remember the real name, only that everyone calls it the dykes on bikes parade (even though there are no bikes). All I’m suggesting is that if a little cleavage causes a tremor…

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    Anne Meyers-Welsch

    Thank you, Babak.

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    Joe

    I’m probably late in making this observation, but just in case…The problem with your methodology is pursuing developing a null hypothesis regarding the realtionship between scantily clad women and tectonics is that you propose to take only one data point for observation.Good science requires many more measurements– we all know that typically a set of 30 is used to determine variances, so while I would otherwise commend your experiment, its reaults will not be useful without more data points.

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    CEG2010

    You are a true giver, offering so much of yourself for the sake of science!

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    capuchin

    The Taiwan EQ dosen’t count because it happened before the official start of the experiment.It happened at Monday, April 26, 2010 at 02:59:51 UTC, which was Sunday, April 25, 2010 at 10:59:51 PM (EDT) – Eastern Daylight (New York, Toronto)

  419. 419
    capuchin

    The Taiwan EQ dosen’t count because it happened before the official start of the experiment.It happened at Monday, April 26, 2010 at 02:59:51 UTC, which was Sunday, April 25, 2010 at 10:59:51 PM (EDT) – Eastern Daylight (New York, Toronto)

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    capuchin

    The Taiwan EQ dosen’t count because it happened before the official start of the experiment.It happened at Monday, April 26, 2010 at 02:59:51 UTC, which was Sunday, April 25, 2010 at 10:59:51 PM (EDT) – Eastern Daylight (New York, Toronto)Boobquake started at 0:05 (EDT) – Eastern Daylight (New York, Toronto)

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    Anne Meyers-Welsch

    I am very disappointed. This is simply asking to be objectified. Some form of guy-friendly “cute” feminism. If a woman doesn’t “get it” or join in, she doesn’t have a sense of humor, and she’s dry. Am I, a nineteen-year-old college student some sort of old time boring feminist that’s completely out of the loop in that I don’t think women should intentionally display themselves for objectification? Furthermore, we in the US pretty much dress immodestly anyway, to Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi’s standards. Any more is redundant. The stigma around breasts is steeped in classism, where Paris Hilton’s nipple slipping out of a scantily designed dress draws more attention than topless lines indigenous people in Africa in the pages of National Geographic. This i just find interesting, and worth a thought or two.

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    guest

    Nope.The Taiwan EQ dosen’t count because it happened before the official start of the experiment.It happened at Monday, April 26, 2010 at 02:59:51 UTC, which was Sunday, April 25, 2010 at 10:59:51 PM (EDT) – Eastern Daylight (New York, Toronto)Boobquake started at 0:05 (EDT) – Eastern Daylight (New York, Toronto)

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    Brad Currier

    just found this via a webcomic. lmfao go GIRLS. http://www.somethingpositive.n

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    Fuckyou

    SHAME ON YOU BITCH FOR ENCOURAGING WOMEN TO EXPOSE THEMSELVES!!!! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!!!

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    Joe

    Nothing like moderation.

  426. 426
    Joe

    Now that’s a strange concept: “bourgeosie boobs are more, um, titillating than those of the proletariat.” Clearly Marx (either Karl, Groucho, or Harpo) missed something here.

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    Jeff

    Check out all the #boobquake pics in one place, here: http://crowdreel.com/tag/boobq

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    Alice

    Wow, so simply the Earth’s anticipation of seeing boobs causes earthquakes?!? Seriously, we should be holding the world hostage, girls!

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    Andrew

    Any way a gay guy can get in on this, or are we sinning it up enough already?

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    Firesong

    Would it be conceivable to continue the experiment on into tomorrow (Tuesday the 27th) to allow those of us who didn’t know about it to participate? I have corsets just begging to be worn >_>

  431. 431
    Leah (IU alum)

    Well we are really tempting fate.. here I sit in North Carolina with a terribly revealing summer shirt. Is it possible to see the entire EAST coast fall off into the Atlantic ????

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    Dan

    I just wanted to personally thank you for scheduling this experiment on my birthday. Your timing could not have been better.

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    LadySheDevil

    And if they are, they’re HUNG. o.o

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    Druminor

    I would love to participate, but if anything, my manboobs will do anything but arouse temptation. So instead, I made a stamp on deviantART to publicize this day. The website link leads to the picture

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    DSCarmon

    I support your movement wholehandedly! /guffaw

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    Will Merydith

    I am in support of boobquake – for the sake of science.

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    sn

    Mehehehe, “titillating”.

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    Fat Steve

    If you really want to cause quakes, I suggest showing your vag.

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    omahonysr

    –Thank you Iran!–Thank you “Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi”.–

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    Anne Meyers-Welsch

    That wasn’t the concept. That’s a red herring.

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    hoops

    You guys lost fair and square, God doesn’t wait for you to be ready and he certainly isn’t going to give you a mulligan

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    Heliphyneau

    Depends on where the earthquake occurs. If it hits Iran and just happens to swallow up a certain Iranian cleric, well . . . whoops! “Behold as i science thee!” I say.*shakes ‘em*

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    torashichishio

    Screw it, I’m in. Let’s mess with Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi.

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    Marijean

    D’oh http://www.reuters.com/article… Does Taiwan quake count?

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    Mike

    If the immodestly happened HERE, and the quake happened THERE, then maybe it’s the MODEST women that are causing the quakes? Quick! All women strip, before another one hits!

  446. 446
    Anne Meyers-Welsch

    Really?

  447. 447
    aditya

    What good is ass?

  448. 448
    FG9942

    Trance, I am with you. I am a man but I have very sensitive boob nerves which I enjoy. I ask my Partner to pinch my nipples when I pinch hers. It is a pleasure that I would never give up.

  449. 449
    Max

    http://flickr.com/groups/boobq… is up now…

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    love love parties

    I’ve boobed it up today. Thanks for the push…I feel great.

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    Aaron Harrington

    http://indyposted.com/19523/bo…That is all.

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    Plane

    According to IRIS Seismic Monitor, there have been 9 recorded earthquakes today…try harder?

  453. 453
    elementalchick1

    Ha! thanks for showing fanaticism the proper respect. Though on this beautiful spring day in California, this is how everyone always dresses. The irony is, these nasty people think they are going to be rewarded in the afterlife with lots and lots of scantily clad virgins. I hope they will be. Lots and lots of scantily clad, pissed off, formerly oppressed women with lots and lots of time to show you the error of your ways.

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    daintynymph

    You should include Halloween (aka “dress like a slut day”) in your statistical workup.

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    Jim

    Dude. Like, your capslock is like, stuck or something.

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    Jim

    Hah. Haha. Oh man. That’s funny. You see, for a moment there, I thought you were serious. But of course, as evolution can be proven, scientifically, by proven methods, you must be having a laugh.

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    Jim

    Thing is. There are *always* quakes going off. Busy planet, this. Which makes it an easy call for the nutjob cleric to make. Next time he makes a pronouncement, I want a good solid range. Say 6.0+

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    Nate H.

    So….there was a 6.9 earthquake off the Philippines today…..hmmm?!?!?http://sify.com/news/6-9-quake

  459. 459
    My Buzz On Vibes

    Done. Anything for a good cause. http://twitpic.com/1iol2p

  460. 460
    segfault

    So, no ground-shaking events today, even though I checked very thoroughly…http://spatialdistortion.twoda

  461. 461
    Truthseeker013

    Yeah yeah, another day another publicity stunt.Shuddap bitch and cover that ghastly slab of fat over the rack.

  462. 462
    Neil Fulwood

    Man-boobs offered in the name of science (or, more accurately, male film blogger unashamedly posts multiple cheesecake pics of fave actresses and trusts that his hometown won’t be reduced to rubble by seismic activity):http://misterneil.blogspot.com

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    Peter

    Men can get in on this too… all they have to do is stare at boobage and lead yourself astray. Japan has a very low rate of cleavage and yet a very high rate of earthquakes. Go figure.

  464. 464
    Matthew Shepherd

    I hope your hands burn in hot oil for many hours for typing that.

  465. 465
    Matthew Shepherd

    Just another day, just another anonymous commenter trying to mooch some attention.

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    Airea

    I thought Pat Robinson said they caused hurricanes like Katrina.

  467. 467
    Matthew

    Japan has no shortage of cleavage going on. They also lead the world in women and girls dressed in Catholic schoolgirl outfits that are a size or three too small.They have plenty of Imam-approved reasons for earthquakes.

  468. 468
    Matthew

    Truthseeker013, you’re still bothered over your getting into trouble when you tried WeinerQuake a few years back at the elementary school and got in a trouble.When did you get out?

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    Debra

    This needs to be a yearly event! Looking forward to Boobquake 2011!

  470. 470
    Matthew

    Fuckyou, your mom called. She said to tell you to remember the judge said you had to be home before nightfall… and that Dr. McGoogly called and upped your Lithium dosage.

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    Matthew

    Sense of humor.Enjoy it.It can be fun, if you simply let it be so.

  472. 472
    waterbarry

    My bookcase fell over today, I’m pretty sure you pissed off Joe Pesci!

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    Matthew

    Hey, Tarak… What would George W. Bush say?He’d say, “We have to let it all hang out in our battle with militant Islam.”This has nothing to do with liberal or conservative. I know plenty of conservative women who are taking part in this. Do you feel sorry for them as well? Have they been misled, coerced, forced against their will, or do they actually kinda have a sense of humor (unlike some people)?

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    Matthew

    *yawn*Please re-install your sense_of_humor.exe, and then reboot.

  475. 475
    Matthew

    Why do people worship any gods anyway?Srsly.

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    Logic and Reason

    These guys have such an issue with logic and reason…72 virgins after you die…what can you do with a whispy virgin???Oh I get it !!!she doesn’t cause earthquakes!!!

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    Luiz

    Hey Jen,I reckon you shouldn’t stop what is inevitable though. Not just women are engaging in this kinda… movement (if I can call it like that). But men that are friends of the cause! At least I do! Well, I believe people will keep going. And they’ll do. Here in Brisbane (Australia) I knew about one women walking on her bra in the street because of you. Great! Even with your explanation (which in part is discouraging for the people that followed the Boobquake idea), people will keep going. Like that movie “fight club”. But in the real life though, with a different objective. And by the “fragile sex”. Well, if yours doesn’t work I am assuming the responsibility to make my own and gather not only women, but men that agree with the cause. Instead boobs, the booty. Showing the bum on the streets. mainly in front of pubs that gather football players. Or just walking the booty. And who knows if I make Bootyquake to happen! Cheers,Luiz Felipe Lima. A Brazilian guy living in Australia, inspired by the anarcho-punk culture, feminists, activists and other migrants that have the trend to show off the boobs and the booty.

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    Brian

    Ladies, in solidarity for boobquake, I have just unbuttoned my shirt all the way down to my navel.This will probably cancel out all the good you have done, though.

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    John

    Actually there were two, a 6.9 near Taiwan and a 5 near Japan.

  480. 480
    Mike

    The earth didn’t move for me – did it move for you?Great idea!

  481. 481
    paksarerapist

    lots of Farsi speaking gay here in dubai..

  482. 482
    Dee

    Assurance :)

  483. 483
    blackbelt_jones

    After I saw that facebook page, the people in the apartment below me may have felt a little tremor.

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    Sec

    you idiot !!! do you belong to Sedighi’s family ? I guess folks like you shouldn’t be allowed to talk. The one who should be made to burn in hell is you. Who the f**k gave you the right to decide who goes to hell and who doesn’t. Just who do you guys think you are ? the world would be a better place if folks like you were burnt alive !!!

  485. 485
    Joanna

    Jen, we’re glad somebody stood up to mock people like Sedighi. These guys’re a curse for the world and for Islam. It’s these people who’ve spoiled the lives of women in the middle east

  486. 486
    Nicole rivera

    By the way I was part of this and i didn’t even remember boobquake was today…..it must be fated. X) so, add me to your numbers.

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    Dano

    Great keep it up, very nice, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi can go and F him self

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    peterkenny

    I believe that I speak for the men who like myself have man boobs. We too should join the fight against the superstition of earthquakes being caused by boobs. I find it rediculous that mine would do this as I am only an A cup. By the way, seeing as I am here, if there are any mature ladies out there in their late 30s to 40s who have some cleverage. I am single young 46 yr old athiest who lives in Australia. My interests include the internet, fine foods, racing games, eating and not attending church. Thank you.

  489. 489
    Nina

    I was shocked to see the original story under “weird news”While religion is pretty weird, this level of idiocy needs to be front page for the world to see – or at least on the oped page.Boobquake rulesNina

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    Virginia

    Unfortunately, if you have two waves that align so that they “cancel out” it only produces a standing wave and does way more damage.

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    Virginia

    The one imam said an earthquake will happen, but he’s not sure of the exact day. That has no bearing in science. Science shows causation and predictability. If you can’t predict it based on physical evidence, it’s not science. It’s just a threat and a power trip.

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    Pilgrim

    I just heard from my Iranian friend Babak that the Persians may have had an antidote or antivenom or whatever.He told me that the regular mullah, Ahmad Jenaty, told the people to pray and pay their taxes and maybe Allah would not send an earthquake. So, yeah…who knows eh?

  493. 493
    dalek4life

    okay, so if guys show off their junk, what natural disaster would that cause?

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    madcapfeline

    That’s bloody fantastic for you. I’m really glad you get such pleasure from your own knockers. However, it’s not true for everyone. I personally find mine get in the way more than anything. I still have my nerve endings, I know this, because those little b!tches hurt all the time, and the only time I’ve ever put mine to purpose, was when I was in fact, breast feeding. And I really hope you’re young. Because the thought of 40 year old floppy titties trying to tease and be sexy is just……revolting.

  495. 495
    vankay

    Im Chilean and I aprove this!

  496. 496
    AussieSkeptic

    You’re the proof that boobquake was worthwhile you prime idiot.

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    Drake

    I’d become a pious young Muslim man to be corrupted by boobs xD

  498. 498
    none for the idiots reading

    The Gathering of Idiots. Untie please.

  499. 499
    Sabine Aussenac

    Dear Jen,just great, your idea!! Congratulations from FRANCE!!!!!Sorry, I just discoverd your existence ths morning, so I couldn’t be with u on yesterday.But I just wrote 2 posts on “lefigaro.fr“,http://plus.lefigaro.fr/note/b…, and on “Le Post”, http://www.lepost.fr/article/2…, and I joined your FB group!!I’m a french germanteacher and a writer, u can read my texts about Islam and Women on my webside or on the web, for example”I had a muezzin dream”, or “Zakia Hallal”, or, yesterday, “Grosland au Koweït ou le Kéké hallal”.Huggs and bravo!Sabine from France!-105 C and 3 kids::))

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    Steven Ng

    Perfect!

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    Damion

    *sigh* it’s not scientific unless you wear sexy clothing a lot and confirm no correlation. In fact if there were to be a fluke earthquake it’ll set scientific thought back years as people will just believe in this nonsense more firmly!Please encourage attractive women to dress in skimpy sexy clothing _all_ the time. It’s the only solution.

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    gregge

    Something from a book I read a while ago…”How do you make a kilo of fat attractive to a man? Put a nipple on it.”

  503. 503
    waman

    Great… the vulcano in Iceland just became active again…

  504. 504
    Badr

    Beware of your acts and statements. You’ll be answerable for that. Don’t ever take time as an excuse for immodesty. Day of judgement is near.

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    Hugo Grinebiter

    Truthfully i wouldnt care if the girl i was with had a flat chest…. Indeed, better a lady who is flat as a board but who has her nerves properly wired up than one with perfect boobs that are disconnected behind the panel. For the most important thing about breasts is how nicely the lady squeaks when you tease them.

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    FreeSpeech

    The cleric sure will perceive an earthquake when he sees all the boobs. ;-)

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    NO1CHEF

    Thank you for the fun experiment, sorry for the short sighted men of our species. Also (just to stir up things for fun) the entire exercise was great BUT what was never said was that yes the “boobs” were shown – but the REAL BOOB was never covered up. The 1 that opened his mouth in the first place…problem is HAVING YOUR DIPER ON THE WRONG END!!!

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    Logan

    There was a 6.5 earthquake off the coast of Taiwan yesterday (Boobquake day). Not saying correlation is causation but there was an earthquake.

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    Midarc

    If science was more like this back in school, I’d probably have paid more attention.

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    Yogi

    I just want to thank you all for making my birthday special.

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    Evan B

    You have no idea how amused I am at how widespread this got.

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    Adam

    You’re doing God’s work. Bless you!

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