According to a court filing, special counsel Robert Mueller is said to have obtained a ‘nude selfie’ during the course of his investigations into possible Russian interference in US elections. No one knows who is in the selfie but I don’t think that the nation can survive the collective psychological trauma if the photo is released and we find out that it is of Donald Trump.
I think that this is one of those situations when invoking national security to keep such a selfie secret would be justified.
Lofty says
But, but, how will the world know if his penis enlargement pills worked?
Holms says
I would think it more likely to be one of the women he chased, such as the playboy model or similar. (This might be wishful thinking but please please anyone but Trump!
John Morales says
Really? I personally would be most amused were it so.
(And, the toadstool!)
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Not quite sure where the prudishness comes in.
DonDueed says
Hey, if there’s anything that could pry away his base, that would be it!
file thirteen says
Please, no. We’re talking a horror I could never unsee 🙁
chigau (違う) says
John Morales
It’s not prudishness.
It’s revulsion.
jrkrideau says
Let me see if I got this right.
We started off with the accusation that the Russian Federation might have interfered with the US Presidential election back in 2016 and we now are fixated on a nude selfie in 2018.
The Russians must be completely mystified. I agree. The Americans have gone mad.
@ chigau (違う)
True but trivial. Think of roses.
kenbakermn says
I’d rather have unnecessary dental surgery see that picture.
lorn says
In other contexts I would be with you.
But this is an administration and political party rooted in ugliness, fear, vehemence, the willingness to be disgusting and offend without limit if it means their apartheid preferences prevail. Looking over the vast wasteland of desecrated nations and human wreckage left behind by the right wing I find it hard to feel offended by the triviality of mere human nakedness. No matter how ugly their body might be.
Its like wading into a cesspool up to your chin, climbing out, and then being embarrassed when you find out fly on your pants was down the whole time.
Heidi Nemeth says
Melania, maybe?