This may explain the Cruz puzzle


In an earlier post, I wondered why it was that people seemed to take an instinctive and visceral dislike to Ted Cruz and various theories were proposed. But now there is another possible explanation.

Two people think that Cruz is possessed by the devil and armed with mirrors and a cross, they tried to perform an exorcism on him during a campaign event.

“He’s possessed by a demon! The demon has to leave. That’s why the body is so disgusting to look at!” the man said. Why the mirror? So “the evil can confront itself. Evil body! Evil spirit. Look yourself in the mirror!” he shouted.

Reporters followed them to the door, pressing for their names, which they declined to give. As performance artists they stayed in character – the character being that of agitated, nauseated exorcist.

“We just had to get rid of the evil spirit. I hope it works,” the man said, acting as though a belch or barf were building. “He’s very hard to be in the same room with. We had to exorcise some sort of disgusting evil spirit. There’s a reason that the body is so haggard and disgusting, and the face, and it’s all so weathered and gross and hard to look at.

“And it’s because he’s possessed by a demon. Being in the room with evil so close, it’s just hard to even comprehend. The evil is so deep rooted and maybe if it had to confront itself ,” he said — at which point he doubled over and began to retch.


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This campaign is getting weirder and weirder.

Comments

  1. StevoR says

    B-Bu- but ain’t Cruz like an uber-hyper -mega religious Christianist bigot and fanatic himself? Wouldn’t im quoting Jebus constantly be enough proof for these klowns that he’s non-possessed? I thought the debbil-possedd folsk were menat to have trouble saying Jesus , God , Christ etc ..?

    Also, whaddya mena getting weirder and weirder – its been pretty durn weird to start with and having Trump as frontrunner now for how long and closest-ly opposed by Grainy-brainy carosn and now Cruz and ..yeah.

  2. laurentweppe says

    An interesting note: Seems that Cruz sings show tunes to relax.

    Wait a minute…
    Sometimes I whistle the opening of shows like Game of Throne, Castle, or Doctor Who…

    Oh my God! The Antichrist is possessing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

    Ahem…
    Well, I suppose I may have a shot at planetary dictator after all…

  3. StevoR says

    @ ^ laurentweppe : I’m sure we could do worse .. after all there’s all the Republicans and the Jihadists and so many others who would do far worse than you would so yeah.

  4. StevoR says

    ^ Mind you I’d make a much better planetary dictator than anyone else myself, natch! 😉

    (Again y’all could do much worse..)

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