I can relate to this National Park Service message.
Our favorite part of spring is walking into spider webs and screaming every time. What’s yours?
I wish. I haven’t seen any webs yet, although I have spotted some individual strands of silk. Warm weather is coming, though!
Doubt the spider would be full of joy over a wrecked web.
My favourite part of spring is seeing people across the street walk into spider webs. One moment they’re fine, and the next moment they’re screaming and waving their arms everywhere. You don’t know if you saw someone walk into a spider’s web or just suddenly go nuts.
Wow.
I must be a lot more emotionally-stable than I tend to recognize.