I was about to fix some dinner tonight, when I noticed this resting quietly in my frying pan.
They may have been offering themselves up as a sacrifice, but I am a magnanimous spider lord, and I set them free instead.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
You put her outside????
Hanging out in a frying pan seems on brand for a bold jumping spider.
Would be worse to find half a spider after your third bite of the fry–up, I reckon.