Once you get sucked down into the gender critical maelstrom, you are doomed. You start off whining about men cheating in women’s sports competitions, and next thing you know, your brain is as rotten as Chris Rufo’s.
There is a battalion of male-to-female transgenders within the American intelligence apparatus. They hate Italians and LibsofTikTok. They fantasize about pseudo-vaginas and butthole lazers. They are in charge of the most sophisticated spying machine in human history.
Battalions of spies hating Italians with their butthole lazers? What? The only sane thing he wrote was about hating LibsofTikTok.
The entire right-wing is infected with some kind of dementia.
What?
An anti-woke mind virus has taken over. It has long infected a rival blog for instance, turning the blogger into a reactionary twit oddly obsessed with the Maori (seriously).
And the chief mind virologist himself, who once lost his precious jar of honey to the rule-bound dundridges, is also infected. I think he had lost much more than honey before that incident.
Either Rufo or Lindsay are pretty close to being patient zero. Lindsay probably believes his own bullshit with his multi-hour red-string pinning ramblings on Teilhard and Soros. Not so sure about Rufo.
I think butthole lazers might refer to hair removal. Maybe it makes a bit more sense but who the fuck knows.
A battalion is about 1000 soldiers.
854,000 Americans have top secret clearances.
The generally accepted ratio of transgender people in the US is .6%
There are over five battalions of “transgenders” in the IC. If you’re only pissing your pants about transgender women today, the correct unit size would be a light brigade or a heavy regiment.
Wrong again, Chris.
the moran cant spel “laser”
Deep down, haven’t we already known that?
Wait until he finds out how many trans women are communists
the lady doth protest too much, methinks…
“Butthole Lazers” is now my new band name.
cf. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting
Sounds like they’re taking the old Astroboy cartoon / anime a bit too seriously!
“I’ve got machine guns…in my butt?!” Astro Boy (20 seconds
^ Of course,technically, those were machine guns not lasers butt anyhow..
Stoopid Sci-Fi Joke 20 – “Rear Guns” (Astro Boy) (17 secs.)
Somebody had one too many bad acid trips.
Imagine the state of someone’s mind as they were actually typing this.
There’s another person (I use that word loosely) with waaaaay too much time on their hands. Oh, yeah, and waaaay too vivid an imagination. Oy.
Butthole lazers are the latest thing in spycraft. They are nanobots which remain hidden up the butt until you choose to deploy them into the public waste system of the country you wish to spy on. They then gather information and report back to the giant talking pseudo-vagina when they receive a butt lazer signal.
But why do they hate Italians? As a FIAT owner I may have said some harsh things about Italian car design but I wouldn’t apply it to the whole nation…
gardengnome@17
Maybe the endless pasta special at Olive Garden wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
The only transmissible, contagious cause of dementia that I’m aware of is syphilis.
Make of that what you will.
@10 John Morales
Yup, shitposting it is.
is the “hate Italians” thing something about Columbus day?
otherwise, this reads like a joke post circulated in online trans/transfriendly spaces taken seriously…
Meh…that’s not even a good plot for a silly gay/trans hentai movie…
Im so manly ive got beard on my ass.
Yes, the tweet is bonkers, but it is indicative that the DOGE bros found about 100 or so trans folk working in the NSA who are all going to be fired.
In certain circles a certain kind of idiocy serves as virtue signalling.
While I – without bragging- can claim I am pretty stupid, I am not stupid in the right way to become secretary of some department in DC.
So if Baldric or sheriff Lobo claimed to hate gay people while wrecking the economy of a major department, the damage would not matter to their careers. Myself, I need to train my bigotry and lose several IQ points before I can start a succesful political career in MAGAstan.
Doctor Evil: “Activate…the butthole laser.” (With finger quotes)
Ok, let’s take his post at face value. What is the point? Trans women exist and are capable. Seems like they are critical for national security. We should make sure they are supported in that role.
I thought the master shitposter of them all was Margery Taylor Green. “Jewish space lasers” versus “butthole lasers” who can say which is best/shittiest?
Does one attain Butthole Lasers do to testicle tanning?
I guess the word LAZER has always stood for
Light
Amplified
Zimulated
Emission of
Radiation
I don’t know what Zimulated means, though.
Latest Musk tweet:
Elon Musk: Canada is not a real country.
How many Canadians are now going to buy Tesla cars and why?
Strangely enough, TIL, that Musk is also a Canadian citizen.
Because his mother is Canadian.
Thanks Canada.
We want you to take him back when we deport him.
Like any garden variety sociopath, Musk doesn’t just bite the hand that feeds.
He tries to kill the body that the hand that feeds is attached to.
@ 31
Is he… Is he quoting “Blame Canada” from the South Park movie???
It seems that everything’s gone wrong,
Since Canada came along!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They’re not even a real country anyway!
No, he’s quoting Putin, who claims that Ukraine isn’t a real country. Or Netanyahu regarding Palestine.
@33. Akira MacKenzie : is the United States still a real country? For how much longer at this rate?
Actually, there is another United States.
“All three federal constitutions (1824, 1857, and 1917, the current constitution) used the name Estados Unidos Mexicanos[30]—or the variant Estados-Unidos Mexicanos,[31] all of which have been translated as “United Mexican States”.”
Just saying.
And Estados Unidos Mexicanos is a part of North America. I was proud to watch our Sergio Perez race for Red Bull while he had a ride. Oh well…