Would you believe it is officially International Female Orgasm Day?
I had to google for hints on how to properly celebrate. If you have better ideas, leave them in the comments.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
I’m sure there’s a multiplicity of ideas. See what I did there?
A certain female physicist celebrated the day (sort of) by debunking the latest Muskovian claim. Anything that debunks the Elon makes me excited.
“Musk Promises Superhuman Vision, Experts Say It’s Nonsense”
.https://youtube.com/watch?v=JIgUMBPOIo8
I’ll have what she’s having.
also
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Cat_Day
@chigau, # 4: Damn, I was going to say that. (^. .^)~
Getting back on topic: “YES! YES! YES!”
G, I don’t know.
Not my field of business I’m afraid. Call me when it’s disappoint-other-men-in-sex day.
So today is both International Cat Day and International Female Orgasm Day…on the same day!? Amazing. Even fate is making fun of J D Vance.
Here’s a couple of sites to celebrate this holiday (NSFW, duh):
https://www.hystericalliterature.com/8hfdwtgzbhjy3z9pxiw9k8pvx7jjfi
https://beautifulagony.com/public/main.php
Stanzi Potenza as cat lady
“Would we survive in A Quiet Place?” #shorts
.https://youtube.com/shorts/hnyYmI6MGUc
Also, that cat could scratch Vance and Trump real bad.
Cat day.
Cats. Big cats. And naturally opening doors, like a goddamn velociraptor.
.https://youtube.com/shorts/8cTnvsJboe4
Noah, Eli and Heath are never afraid to talk about orgasms, so I will add a plug for the latest issue of The Scathing Atheist, now at Youtube
-Also, Cheetah purring
.https://youtube.com/watch?v=drq_ww7Ytzw
@2 Well, now I know what won’t happen.
Looks like you missed National Orgasm Day, which was July 31. KEEP UP!
Not sure where I came across this. Might have been over on Skepchick. A long time ago. I’m just happy I finally get to pass it on…
How To Ritually Consume Your Girlfriend in 10! Simple Steps
1: Ask her if she wants to be consumed.
2. If she wants to be consumed, prepare the altar. Altar here means bed, floor, couch, or whatever surface is readily available. Put your left hand on the altar and say “titties and justice” three times.
3. Kiss her. Kiss her mouth to prepare it for soul-exiting. Kiss her neck. If you leave marks, they must be arranged in a pentagram. Kiss any other places that her spirit compels you.
4. At this point, the thought of the fires of hell should have warmed you sufficiently to remove some clothing. So remove some.
5. Get the tingles in a silly place.
6. Have an appetizer of tasteful sideboob. See diagram. (sorry, text only here at pz’s place)
7. Put your hands on her hips, waist, or general middle region and whisper “be the deviant and strange change you wish to see in the world” into her bellybutton.
8. More kissing to prepare for soul-exiting. Maybe some more tasteful sideboob if y’all feel so inclined.
9. Ask your girlfriend how she would like the soul-exiting and consuming process to be completed. Follow her instructions. Consume her as if your lives depend on it, because they do.
10. Say “amen”, drink some water, and thank the void.
Well, I would suggest either having one, if possible, or helping someone else to have one. Both alternatives sound like fun.
Looks like you missed National Orgasm Day, which was July 31. KEEP UP!
Well, we wouldn’t want to celebrate it prematurely, would we?
I wonder if Hitachi has a special sale on.
@ 6 christoph
Wait, pussies are off topic?
robro @ #9
LOL, that was my immediate thought!
Great minds think alike!
birgerjohansson @ 12
We have a Maine Coon in our house who can open doors. After he sauntered into our bedroom a few times, my husband put hook & eye locks above the door handles on all three bedroom doors and the main bathroom door.
Worf (husband’s cat) would open the bathroom door for my cat, Leia. She would then raid my collection of hair scrunchies and drag them all over the house.