Stanzi Potenza as cat lady
“Would we survive in A Quiet Place?” #shorts
.https://youtube.com/shorts/hnyYmI6MGUc
Also, that cat could scratch Vance and Trump real bad.
Looks like you missed National Orgasm Day, which was July 31. KEEP UP!
JimBsays
Not sure where I came across this. Might have been over on Skepchick. A long time ago. I’m just happy I finally get to pass it on…
How To Ritually Consume Your Girlfriend in 10! Simple Steps
1: Ask her if she wants to be consumed.
2. If she wants to be consumed, prepare the altar. Altar here means bed, floor, couch, or whatever surface is readily available. Put your left hand on the altar and say “titties and justice” three times.
3. Kiss her. Kiss her mouth to prepare it for soul-exiting. Kiss her neck. If you leave marks, they must be arranged in a pentagram. Kiss any other places that her spirit compels you.
4. At this point, the thought of the fires of hell should have warmed you sufficiently to remove some clothing. So remove some.
5. Get the tingles in a silly place.
6. Have an appetizer of tasteful sideboob. See diagram. (sorry, text only here at pz’s place)
7. Put your hands on her hips, waist, or general middle region and whisper “be the deviant and strange change you wish to see in the world” into her bellybutton.
8. More kissing to prepare for soul-exiting. Maybe some more tasteful sideboob if y’all feel so inclined.
9. Ask your girlfriend how she would like the soul-exiting and consuming process to be completed. Follow her instructions. Consume her as if your lives depend on it, because they do.
10. Say “amen”, drink some water, and thank the void.
Bekenstein Boundsays
how to properly celebrate
Well, I would suggest either having one, if possible, or helping someone else to have one. Both alternatives sound like fun.
Looks like you missed National Orgasm Day, which was July 31. KEEP UP!
Well, we wouldn’t want to celebrate it prematurely, would we?
Silentbobsays
I wonder if Hitachi has a special sale on.
Silentbobsays
@ 6 christoph
Wait, pussies are off topic?
magistramarlasays
robro @ #9
LOL, that was my immediate thought!
Great minds think alike!
magistramarlasays
birgerjohansson @ 12
We have a Maine Coon in our house who can open doors. After he sauntered into our bedroom a few times, my husband put hook & eye locks above the door handles on all three bedroom doors and the main bathroom door.
Worf (husband’s cat) would open the bathroom door for my cat, Leia. She would then raid my collection of hair scrunchies and drag them all over the house.
Walter Solomon says
I’m sure there’s a multiplicity of ideas. See what I did there?
birgerjohansson says
A certain female physicist celebrated the day (sort of) by debunking the latest Muskovian claim. Anything that debunks the Elon makes me excited.
“Musk Promises Superhuman Vision, Experts Say It’s Nonsense”
.https://youtube.com/watch?v=JIgUMBPOIo8
larpar says
I’ll have what she’s having.
chigau (違う) says
also
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Cat_Day
christoph says
@chigau, # 4: Damn, I was going to say that. (^. .^)~
christoph says
Getting back on topic: “YES! YES! YES!”
Rob Grigjanis says
G, I don’t know.
cartomancer says
Not my field of business I’m afraid. Call me when it’s disappoint-other-men-in-sex day.
robro says
So today is both International Cat Day and International Female Orgasm Day…on the same day!? Amazing. Even fate is making fun of J D Vance.
Raging Bee says
Here’s a couple of sites to celebrate this holiday (NSFW, duh):
https://www.hystericalliterature.com/8hfdwtgzbhjy3z9pxiw9k8pvx7jjfi
https://beautifulagony.com/public/main.php
birgerjohansson says
Stanzi Potenza as cat lady
“Would we survive in A Quiet Place?” #shorts
.https://youtube.com/shorts/hnyYmI6MGUc
Also, that cat could scratch Vance and Trump real bad.
birgerjohansson says
Cat day.
Cats. Big cats. And naturally opening doors, like a goddamn velociraptor.
.https://youtube.com/shorts/8cTnvsJboe4
birgerjohansson says
Noah, Eli and Heath are never afraid to talk about orgasms, so I will add a plug for the latest issue of The Scathing Atheist, now at Youtube
-Also, Cheetah purring
.https://youtube.com/watch?v=drq_ww7Ytzw
gijoel says
@2 Well, now I know what won’t happen.
markkernes says
Looks like you missed National Orgasm Day, which was July 31. KEEP UP!
JimB says
Not sure where I came across this. Might have been over on Skepchick. A long time ago. I’m just happy I finally get to pass it on…
How To Ritually Consume Your Girlfriend in 10! Simple Steps
1: Ask her if she wants to be consumed.
2. If she wants to be consumed, prepare the altar. Altar here means bed, floor, couch, or whatever surface is readily available. Put your left hand on the altar and say “titties and justice” three times.
3. Kiss her. Kiss her mouth to prepare it for soul-exiting. Kiss her neck. If you leave marks, they must be arranged in a pentagram. Kiss any other places that her spirit compels you.
4. At this point, the thought of the fires of hell should have warmed you sufficiently to remove some clothing. So remove some.
5. Get the tingles in a silly place.
6. Have an appetizer of tasteful sideboob. See diagram. (sorry, text only here at pz’s place)
7. Put your hands on her hips, waist, or general middle region and whisper “be the deviant and strange change you wish to see in the world” into her bellybutton.
8. More kissing to prepare for soul-exiting. Maybe some more tasteful sideboob if y’all feel so inclined.
9. Ask your girlfriend how she would like the soul-exiting and consuming process to be completed. Follow her instructions. Consume her as if your lives depend on it, because they do.
10. Say “amen”, drink some water, and thank the void.
Bekenstein Bound says
Well, I would suggest either having one, if possible, or helping someone else to have one. Both alternatives sound like fun.
Raging Bee says
Looks like you missed National Orgasm Day, which was July 31. KEEP UP!
Well, we wouldn’t want to celebrate it prematurely, would we?
Silentbob says
I wonder if Hitachi has a special sale on.
Silentbob says
@ 6 christoph
Wait, pussies are off topic?
magistramarla says
robro @ #9
LOL, that was my immediate thought!
Great minds think alike!
magistramarla says
birgerjohansson @ 12
We have a Maine Coon in our house who can open doors. After he sauntered into our bedroom a few times, my husband put hook & eye locks above the door handles on all three bedroom doors and the main bathroom door.
Worf (husband’s cat) would open the bathroom door for my cat, Leia. She would then raid my collection of hair scrunchies and drag them all over the house.