I am as pure as I’ll ever be. I’m a little bit ethereal today.
The colonoscopy went well, no abnormalities, not a hint of a polyp even. I don’t have to do it again for another ten years!
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Good to hear.
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Yay! Good news PZ.
Let’s drink to your clean colon.
Excellent news, and glad to hear it, PZ. That probably means you don’t have to go through the ordeal again for a few years.
Hearing don’t come back for ten years is a hallelujah moment
that’s a load off your mind!
(going through all my colonoscopy jokes)
10 years! Im just going to have to take uo your slack. I get them every year.
THESE PIPES… ARE… CLEAN!
Great news! Glad to hear!
Happy Post-poop day, PZ!
Wait so for a brief period of time nobody could rightly call you full of shit?
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Send your children through that hollow tube, to be pooped out into the world.
Yay!
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That’s good news, too.
In my experience, the prep is the worst part of things. Over the last 25 years or so I have been through this a few times and sometimes polyps were found, sometimes not. The important part is to get the checkup as a matter of preventative health care. Thanks for sharing your experience–if only one of your readers decides to follow your example, that is a good thing.
I am a strange tube.
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My GI guy does colonoscopies on Tuesday and Thursday; he’s done thousands. Nice work if you can get it!
But, I really appreciate my anesthesiologist. I cracked wise on the table and Dr. GI said, “Really, Bill? Put him out.” And, conk, I was gone. Woke up fresh as a daisy and full of gas, bloated like the Hindenburg.
What was my crime? Well, the standard question doctors ask before a procedure is, “Do you know why you are here?” I answered, “I was driving by and saw a sign that said, “Free accordion lessons, so here I am.” No sense of humor, doctors.
Topologically speaking the digestive tract, starting at the mouth and ending at the anus, is on the outside of the body.
I try not to think about that too often.