The things you learn on the internet


Hey, Ladies — according to this trash website, I’m available.

The most frequently asked questions are, is PZ Myers single or dating, and who is PZ Myers’s girlfriend? We are here to clear up and debunk dating rumors surrounding PZ’s love life and girlfriends.

According to our records, the American 64-year-old biologist is most likely single now. PZ Myers remains relatively quiet when it comes to sharing his personal life and makes it a point to stay out of the public eye. He may not be dating anyone publicly, but PZ may be seeing someone in private, and details were not made public yet. So it’s probably not safe to jump to conclusions.

Don’t tell my wife.

I think this site autogenerates gossipy nonsense for anyone who has any public information available on the internet.

Comments

  1. blf says

    Maybe I missed it or my assorted security-related protections have suppressed it, but I didn’t see a search function at that site.† This is very disappointing as I’m unable to determine with similar degree of unparalleled accuracy who the Trophy Wife, myself, or certain others are dating. On the other hand, I can see newsadverts for giving your dogthe mildly deranged penguin cannabidiol (albeit none seem to be made of cheese so how to convince her to eat any remains a mystery?). Clearly a valuable resource!

      † YES, I realise various search engines, such as Generalissimo Google™, can be be used to search just that site.

  2. lumipuna says

    Artificial stupidity at its best.

    Clearly, automated data aggregation is the best bet for crank websites ever getting the spelling of PZ’s surname right.

  3. davidc1 says

    I always did do done suspected the Docs tales about a happy family life were just a tissue of porkies ,now the truth is out .
    Misstresses in every state ,500 iligitimate children ,and a secret god botherer of the worst kind .
    For shame .
    I bet he doesn’t even like spiders ,so he can’t be all bad.

  4. mikey says

    “PZ Myers remains relatively quiet when it comes to sharing his personal life and makes it a point to stay out of the public eye. ”

    Yeah, that’s why we all know the names of your children and grandchildren.

  5. Scott Simmons says

    “The most frequently asked questions are, is PZ Myers single or dating, and who is PZ Myers’s girlfriend?”
    I’m already questioning the accuracy of this site at this first line. I demand to see some statistics showing the question domain and comparing the frequency of these questions to some other strong candidates, such as “What’s the deal with PZ Myers’ spider obsession?” and “Why is PZ Myers’ beard purple?”

  6. rorschach says

    Just dont try to feed them. PZ may eat mindboggling amounts of starch, while his wife will challenge any vegetarian restaurant’s menu. Nah, jujst kidding, theyre all good. He didnt date anyone ever in my time around, except, he was of course elevator guy. Oh no wait, that was Ophelia Benson. Or something. I cant be certain now. Its all blurry. The only person who might remember is dead as far as I know. #brideofshrek.

  7. rorschach says

    “PZ Myers remains relatively quiet when it comes to sharing his personal life and makes it a point to stay out of the public eye. ”

    Yeah, that’s why we all know the names of your children and grandchildren.”

    I literally know the location of his cardiac stents, so do a lot of people here. And that I almost killed him once, well, passively mind you, by not watching him while stepping out onto a road with left-bound traffic. Oops, sorry man.

  8. birgerjohansson says

    I feel confused. Between real-life grotesque people, and computer-generated desinformation reality is like reading a Philip K. Dick novel while doing some serious pharmaceuticals.

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