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  1. chrislawson says

    “You expect us to take moral lessons from a guy in a sky blue safari suit?”

  2. R. L. Foster says

    A thousand times exactly. I’ve been saying for years now that these people are at war with reality. They don’t like death, so get rid of it. If they’re liars, swindlers, thieves, adulterers, rapists, even killers, so let’s just all agree to call it Sin and have some nonexistent being wipe the slate clean before they take their last foul breath.

  3. Akira MacKenzie says

    “Last week you said that ‘man shall not lie with a man as he would a woman.” But what about what Father O’Connor was doing with Jimmy Schmidt in the confessional?”

  4. blf says

    “Daddy, Mommy says you’ve stopped paying child support again.”

    “We can fly a helicopter on Mars and you’re saying the world is flat?”

  5. kome says

    “No, Representative Gaetz, I don’t have a Venmo account. Why do you ask?”

  6. thinkyboy says

    The most compelling reality for most people is their social milieu. Group solidarity is reinforced by a shared belief in the ridiculous.

  7. blf says

    “A little more orange and not so many words, and you’ll look as well as act just like the previous White House occupant.”

  8. slithey tove (twas brillig (stevem)) says

    re 6:
    What does it mean lie down with a man as a woman ?
    I mean, How do women lie down different than men?

  9. says

    “If this is supposed to be a class, where the fuck are the blackboard and my goddamn desk? Why are we just telling stories? This is bullshit! I am so outta here; I’ve got homework to do.”

  10. larrylyons says

    “So The God Who Teaches Us To Love Our Enemies Will Torture His Enemies in Hell…FOREVER?”

  11. says

    bodach@14: Thanks, there are some great quotes in there!

    “After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands.”

  12. stroppy says

    The first religious texts of any note were Egyptian graphic novels.

    This notable quirk of culture allows for evolution toward peaceful coexistence among peoples of the world; and this is despite the setbacks resulting from iconoclastic attacks on serial imagery such as during the Great Comic-Book Scare of the 1950s. So we see that even today, DCists and Marvelians do not commit bloody atrocities against each other and instead congregate together in beautiful finery at great festivals. And Spiderman saw that this was good.

  13. redwood says

    “So what’s the punishment again for calling some old guy ‘baldy’?”

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