1. etfb says

    Cue that well-known Australian expression: “I’m not here to fuck spiders!”
    Apparently, neither are the spiders.

  2. cartomancer says

    My own sex life has been much the same, sadly. Well, apart from being shunted in the direction of potential mates with a paintbrush. That doesn’t happen to me very often. Maybe I should be thankful that nobody has tried to eat me either.

  3. KG says

    Well, did you institute a proper sex-education programme for them in advance? If not, you’ve only yourself to blame!

  4. throwaway, butcher of tongues, mauler of metaphor says

    What does food availability have to do with receptivity to mating for either the male or female? Would a starved male and female pair be more or less willing to mate? What about the inverse situations?