The perpetrators will be punished

All right now. Which of you rascals invented a time machine and went back to 2009 to warn Mitchell & Webb?

I’ll be charitable and make the punishment mild if you let me use your machine to make a few quick collecting trips to the Cambrian.


  1. Snarki, child of Loki says

    While you’ve got use of the Time Machine, could you go back and kill Baby Hitler and substitute in Baby Trump.

    Thanks in advance! Err…thanks!

  2. wzrd1 says

    Sorry, I thought that their take on future disasters would have been timely.
    But, no few quick trips for you, you get a full year in short increments and you’re limited to one large cargo ship in samples.

    @1, you failed to realize, that is precisely what happened, although baby Trump’s hair was recolored to black to support his future role.

  3. says

    I love these Mitchell and Webb skits so much. About two years ago, a coworker gifted me a Dr Who poster that says “Keep Calm and Call The Doctor” instead of Keep Calm and Carry On, in that style with white letters. I didn’t want to hang it like that, so I took a bunch of black paint and covered up the “Call the Doctor” with “Please REMAIN INDOORS.” I thought I was hilarious and hung it in the garage.

    Two weeks ago I walk out and there and I am like, this is way too on the nose right now.

    My husband and I call checking the news “finding out what injections are recommended in our sector.” You got to laugh to keep from crying. (Or in addition to?) Humor is one of the few things helping me keep a grip lately.

  4. numerobis says

    It turns out everybody knew we were all going to die in a coronavirus plague, we just didn’t know exactly when.

    There was SARS back in 2003; then there was MERS every year last decade.