Now wondering if my wife is holding out on me

Alternatively, I wonder if some male writers have never met a woman.

I misplaced my passport, and that is the one place I haven’t looked. Also, next time I can’t find the TV remote, I’m going to glare suspiciously at her.


  1. llyris says

    Tiny? Just big enough for cards the size of a licence?
    Clearly a ‘loose woman’.
    One wonders what diameter he thinks his dick is.