1. blf says

    teachers are probably more terrified of the end of summer than the students

    Eh? Students are encased in silk cocoons and feasted on over the long dark winter… albeit I suppose from the point-of-taste of the feasting perfessers, modern students aren’t as tasty, being fattened-up on scarf-and-barf instant burgers, petroleum-“cheese” spray, and insipid “beer”, rather than dinosaurs, wild cheeses, MUSHROOMS!, and… (the mildly deranged penguin goes into a coughing fit, apparently having imbibed a spider with her flagon of port)