Little do marine biologists know, that seal lion was issuing a challenge to duel that kayaker.
Saadsays
Monkey: flings poop
Sea lion: Hold my beer…
davidnanglesays
Could have been a gift. Or an attempt at murdering a human and framing a cephalopod…
madtom1999says
Poor little cephalopod minding its own business when mr seal takes a taste. Cephalod response cling on tight – these seals need to breath! Seal needs to shake vigourously – need air for that, shit that feels better. WHAT????
Could it be that the seal bit of more than it could chew? As I understand it an octopus can put up a good fight. Throwing it onto something seems like an effective way of GETTING THAT DAMN THING OFF MY FACE!.
mathymathymathysays
Pardon me, I couldn’t help but overhear…
I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Let’s partake in a debate about whether what this octopus alleges is really “abuse” or whether this is an attempt to besmirch the reputation of this honest, upstanding sea lion. I also take issue with your claim that “sea lions really are the bad guys” – do you have any solid evidence to back this up?
Indeed, I will now have a philosophical debate with you over these questions.
anchorsays
That was a way of telling the kayakers to quit disturbing the peace with their annoying primate yacking. The octopus and the sea lion hatched a plan. The sea lion was only too happy to oblige assisting the octopus to deliver the slap. Those rowdy primates had it coming.
Little do marine biologists know, that seal lion was issuing a challenge to duel that kayaker.
Monkey: flings poop
Sea lion: Hold my beer…
Could have been a gift. Or an attempt at murdering a human and framing a cephalopod…
Poor little cephalopod minding its own business when mr seal takes a taste. Cephalod response cling on tight – these seals need to breath! Seal needs to shake vigourously – need air for that, shit that feels better. WHAT????
Could it be that the seal bit of more than it could chew? As I understand it an octopus can put up a good fight. Throwing it onto something seems like an effective way of GETTING THAT DAMN THING OFF MY FACE!.
Pardon me, I couldn’t help but overhear…
I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Let’s partake in a debate about whether what this octopus alleges is really “abuse” or whether this is an attempt to besmirch the reputation of this honest, upstanding sea lion. I also take issue with your claim that “sea lions really are the bad guys” – do you have any solid evidence to back this up?
Indeed, I will now have a philosophical debate with you over these questions.
That was a way of telling the kayakers to quit disturbing the peace with their annoying primate yacking. The octopus and the sea lion hatched a plan. The sea lion was only too happy to oblige assisting the octopus to deliver the slap. Those rowdy primates had it coming.
Seems an eminently sensible thing for a sea lion to do.
I’d have retained the gift, for I quite enjoy octopus.
New meaning to sea-lioning …