They’re going to be flooded with donations.
They’re also going to solve the school shooting problem by installing cabinets with emergency supplies in all schoolrooms.
Finkelstein explained that the cabinets would be installed in both elementary and high schools across all 50 states within the next two years, with plans to extend the scheme to college campuses at some point in the future. Each cabinet will contain a selection of thoughts and prayers from both politicians and pro-gun lobbyists, and each student will be provided with their own American flag to hide under whilst they wait to be murdered in what should be a place of safety. It is believed that some cabinets will also be fitted with speakers that will play the national anthem at a volume loud enough to drown out distant screams, but not so loud that it draws the attention of the shooter.
The Democrats might as well give up. No way they’re going to raise enough thoughts & prayers before the next election. We have a T&P gap.