Finally, all of my appendages will be warm!


It’s disgraceful how the clothing industry assumes all of their customers will be bipeds. Now at last someone has considered the rest of us with the Tentacuddle Wrap.

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That’s one challenge addressed. Next challenge: convincing the clothing industry to put pockets on women’s clothing.

Comments

  1. cgilder says

    Pocket-lover here. There’s a website called eShakti.com where they have a ton of customizable clothing, and almost all the dresses HAVE POCKETS. I own an alarming amount of them, because they are also super cute :)

  2. Ed Seedhouse says

    “Next challenge: convincing the clothing industry to put pockets on women’s clothing.”

    Communist!

  3. Owlmirror says

    Also: OctopusGripper!

    It looks cooler than it probably is. Listening to the video, I’m pretty sure that the hiss we hear is an air pump. It’s probably a tentacle-shaped mobile vacuum attachment, not an actual functions-the-same-way-as-an-octopus-tentacle limb or prosthesis.

    Speaking of tentacle prosthesis:

    http://ohumanstar.com/comic/chapter-6-page-15/

    http://ohumanstar.com/comic/chapter-6-page-17/

    (The character has two artificial legs and one artificial hand — and does not seem interested in keeping to one single style of prosthetic; she has different ones in every scene she’s been in.

  4. tbtabby says

    I predict this is the fake product they’ll make into a real one due to consumer demand next.

  5. Larry says

    convincing the clothing industry to put pockets on women’s clothing.

    I’m sure the orange cheetoh has an executive order standing by to outlaw it should someone try.

  6. gijoel says

    “Next challenge: convincing the clothing industry to put pockets on women’s clothing.”

    Misandry 111elevnty!11!111!!

  7. wzrd1 says

    Heh, not to be outdone on April Fool’s Day, my company has decided to reboot our application servers.
    So, our Citrix applications will be going up and down on a random basis, as each server in the pool, their proxies and the bloody damned VPN take their turns being rebooted.

    Oh well, at least I brought my ebook with me.